A gorilla or bear would destroy any of us unless we had weapons, a lot of prep, or got really lucky.
A better fight would be against the two donkeys in my sig. Longpig already challenged them. Donkeys can kick like mad...one good shot would take a human head off (or at least knock a guy unconscious). My donkeys, in bloodlust mode (assume you took the busted ball they're chewing or something) vs. you! Bring it! 😂
-DM
Would your donkeys be any use against a bear or a gorilla
Originally posted by DigiMark007
A gorilla or bear would destroy any of us unless we had weapons, a lot of prep, or got really lucky.A better fight would be against the two donkeys in my sig. Longpig already challenged them. Donkeys can kick like mad...one good shot would take a human head off (or at least knock a guy unconscious). My donkeys, in bloodlust mode (assume you took the busted ball they're chewing or something) vs. you! Bring it! 😂
-DM
Originally posted by DigiMark007
A better fight would be against the two donkeys in my sig. Longpig already challenged them. Donkeys can kick like mad...one good shot would take a human head off (or at least knock a guy unconscious). My donkeys, in bloodlust mode (assume you took the busted ball they're chewing or something) vs. you! Bring it! 😂
Originally posted by DigiMark007
A gorilla or bear would destroy any of us unless we had weapons, a lot of prep, or got really lucky.A better fight would be against the two donkeys in my sig. Longpig already challenged them. Donkeys can kick like mad...one good shot would take a human head off (or at least knock a guy unconscious). My donkeys, in bloodlust mode (assume you took the busted ball they're chewing or something) vs. you! Bring it! 😂
-DM
You know, in Nairobi, Kenya, the shepherds use donkeys to scare off cheetahs from their herds. There are only some animals that don't fear cheetahs. Lions, elephants, and leopards are some. The donkeys don't fear cheetahs, so the cheetahs think that they are as dangerous then the animals metioned before. 😄
I have a friend with a goat. But that probably wouldn't help as much. No clue where to find donkeys...I think they're more popular in the Western US...you always see them on those Grand Canyon tours people take.
-DM
P.S. Whirly, gorillas and bears can smell real good...just throw some bacon bits or something down the pockets of whoever your with. You'll have a good 30 second head start while the wild animals maul your traveling companions.
P.P.S. This is ridiculous anyway. I've been to Canada about a half dozen times. Never once seen a bear or gorilla. Unless you're going way up North into the Canadien wilderness, you'll be fine. Just have to watch out for the accents...hehe
So you think I'll be ok?
Originally posted by DigiMark007
I have a friend with a goat. But that probably wouldn't help as much. No clue where to find donkeys...I think they're more popular in the Western US...you always see them on those Grand Canyon tours people take.-DM
P.S. Whirly, gorillas and bears can smell real good...just throw some bacon bits or something down the pockets of whoever your with. You'll have a good 30 second head start while the wild animals maul your traveling companions.
P.P.S. This is ridiculous anyway. I've been to Canada about a half dozen times. Never once seen a bear or gorilla. Unless you're going way up North into the Canadien wilderness, you'll be fine. Just have to watch out for the accents...hehe
Yeah put food in your bag, so that when you feed it and get your thirty second head start it'll be sporting when it runs you down following the sent of your bag.
DO NOT FEED BEARS. They're smart, so they quickly assess humans as a source of food, after being fed once they will approach humans in search of more food. So don't feed bears. Bears that do this have to be killed to protect the human populace, so if you don't care about the humans at least have some consideration for the animals.
(at least that's the American policy. I don't know, maybe Canadian bears eat at diners with people in Canada.)