Story....

Anakin said he was Martin's father, but Martin pulled out his birth certificate and proved Yoda was his true dad.

Then Martin took out his dagger and rallied his army and said....

"Who stole my pants?...

...Ah, who gives a s---. LETS GO GET OUR LAST GREEN JELLYBEAN BACK!"

And then the huge army rallied...

They murdered Orcs, Women, Children and Dorks in their quest to the holy bean of jelly.

When the holy grail was reached, a huge green jellybean stood out. Its flashing beacons were so beautiful it moved Martin and his army to tears.

Their tears were made of strawberry jam, so they all brought out their bread and peanut butter and had a finger foods picnic.

A hedgehog accidentally started...

to collect rings alongside his buddy Tails.

(if this were a movie it make millions! 😄 😱 of course, they'd have to get about 200 licences.)

Tails was angry at the hedgehog for beating him in air hockey, but Martin stepped up and...

Grabbed Tails by his....tails. Then flung him out the window, where he crashed into an Atari 2600 console.

The Atari 2600 perished, but its good buddies Nintendo GameCube and Microsoft Xbox came for revenge. GameCube's little brother, DS, was especially ticked.

DS kicked Martin in the shin using it's stylus. Martin then turned into the Hulk ans stepped on poor DS...

GameCube roared in anger. Its girlfriend, the Sony Playstation, ran up and kicked Hulk in the balls.

Hulk got even more mad and turned into Michael Jackson, who in turn saw the female Playstation, and threw up, until he saw GameCube and got a boner.

God was up in heaven seated comfortably in his couch, and watching an NFL playoff game on TV over a large mug of A&W's best root beer when it happened.
"We can't have this!" he snorted, and idly threw a thunderbolt in the general direction of Jackson.

Jackson gets shocked with 50,000 volts of electricity. He then turns back into Martin.

Martin was extremely tipsy, and flirted with the Playstation, which giggled. GameCube's temper snapped. Xbox slunk off quietly.

DS emerges from his grave and bites Martin.

Martin howled with pain and screamed for his army to come to his aid. They responded enthusiastically, rushing forward, armed with ...