Story....

Tasers and Bullwhips....

The tasers were most effective and in no time at all, DS and GameCube were paralyzed.

The world rejoiced, DS and GameCube would no longer terrorize the middle earth of Mars University.

The students there were studying the unusualness of the earthling gorillas. They could not seem to find a theory for their gentleness, with so much strength at their disposal.

One of the students realized it's because Earthling Gorillas are really Plutonian Raktuchks which are docile.

At this time, Plutonian Raktuchks were worth about 1500000 credits per raktuchk so the students started devising plans to capture them. Their best idea was as follows:

1. Sneak onto Earth
2. Capture the "Gorillas"
3. Kick the zookeepers in the nuts

They presented this idea to their teacher. Lucky for them that he was drunk at the time, and graded them with a B+. The students brought with them four things before departure for Earth:

1. A net
2. A cage
3. Playboy's June 2005 edition with Bai Ling on the cover
4. Shoes instead of sandals so when they kick the zookeeper they don't stub their toes.

(man we are great comedians.)

Happily they left. The atmopsheric entry was stifling however, and forced everyone to take off all their clothes. The male students whipped out the Playboy mag and started ogling. The girls covered themselves up.

The ship then crashed in the remote jungles of New York, the students embarked on a journey to central park, but they forgot their clothes.

**Wendigo arrives, grabs a playboy and starts getting toey

Wendigo got his kicks from the mag, and then joins the naked students in their quest to find the "gorillas".