Darth Vader vs. Spider-Man

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
He said, Have you not know that Vader can choke someone far away.

Get it?

Ah. Bad grammer, he has.

Spidey's speed may pose a threat.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
He said, Have you not know that Vader can choke someone far away.

Get it?

oh.

answer's 42.

Darth Vader would win. All he got to do is force gravity, force choke or/and force push and pull. 😄

Originally posted by Draco69
Ah. Bad grammer, he has.

Spidey's speed may pose a threat.

You got it! He was imitating Yoda. You're a sharp one. 😉

Spider Man has danger sense and flexibility. Darth Vader can choke his non-Force using ass into submission from at least sighting distance. Spider Man can't be faster than the Force itself.

Um yeah okay if he can anticipate someone's attack, why the hell didn't he anticipate Han blasting the hell out of his cruiser during A New Hope?

Anticipating? When? Some raises the gun and pulls the trigger, and raises his hand and blocks. Quick reaction or a sense sort of like spider sense.

Originally posted by Beyonder
Um yeah okay if he can anticipate someone's attack, why the hell didn't he anticipate Han blasting the hell out of his cruiser during A New Hope?

You're following an x-wing that's about to f**k the whole orbital station. You notice the guy inside it has a LOT of potential for becoming a jedi. You also notice something strange about him...he "might" be your son. You're concentrating. Han Solo shoots at you 😉 that's how.

But seriously now, Darth would pretty much own the guy from the first seconds of battle. As for the speed, how's that gonna help Spidey when he's in the air being choked? As for the webbing, Vader can simply force it away. Bye bye Spiderman.

~wickerman~

seriously.....just for a comparative example watch the clone wars.....look at how mace windu handles...I mean HANDLES....that entire android army with his use of the force.....consider vador's ability to use it BETTER.....consider vador's better fighting ability..........mind tricks....etc etc......if you friggin spidey fans still think the wall crawler has a chance because he can shoot webs.....you're out of your damned minds....and this settles it....

Originally posted by jinzin
seriously.....just for a comparative example watch the clone wars.....look at how mace windu handles...I mean HANDLES....that entire android army with his use of the force.....consider vador's ability to use it BETTER.....consider vador's better fighting ability..........mind tricks....etc etc......if you friggin spidey fans still think the wall crawler has a chance because he can shoot webs.....you're out of your damned minds....and this settles it....

Jinzin, you can wrestle me anytime 😉 (we call it greco-roman fighting here). You're saying what i wanted to say but more intelligently. Thanks 👆

~wickerman~

Darht Vader wins.

lol...no problem.....never done greco-roman (isn't that primarily upper body?).....mainly just collegiate...

Originally posted by jinzin
lol...no problem.....never done greco-roman (isn't that primarily upper body?).....mainly just collegiate...

Yep, basically upper body. Like a primitive Judo but without the legs so much. More headlocks, etc.

~wickerman~

hmm. ok. I should probably check that out....I suck with my legs anyways... well in wrestling anyways....martial arts is another story altogether......anyways......where the hell did that come from? 😂

oh yeah...and vader still kick's spidey's ass......he doesn't even need the force.....just a big vat of bug-spray.....in fact that's how spiderman's losing all his battles on here from now on......

With the Force : probably Darth Vader, but I am not entirely convinced.

Without the Force : don't make me laugh. An old guy in a life support system with a sword against Spider-Man 😄.

lol...without force? ......yet everytime we take the webs away from spiderman we have to hear you guys cry about THAT. lol....but even without it.....vadors a top level warrior class......among countless star systems.....spiderman's been stalemated by mere humans.....
BUT WITH IT?????? are you kidding????? 😂

dude unless you think spiderman can take on an emperial droid army....leterally thousands of them and win much less survive.......you've gotta ****ing be kidding.....

Okay, how is Darth Vader gonna beat Spider-Man without the Force ? I really wouldn't know it. Darth Vader has a WEAKNESS hanging all over his body (his suit).

A few good punches (if that) and that suit of him is in 1000 pieces.

one slice of lightsaber and peter's through....he's not dependent on the entire suit for survival....just mobility...but even then...one clean swipe...it's all over...

One clean swipe... you do realize that 90 % of Spider-Man's enemies - who he has been fighting for years now, countless fights - only need ONE good shot/punch/swipe/stab...

If everything was so simple 😉.

yes i do....BUT a TON of those enemies has never had any formal training.......if vadors a top ranking warrior class in a universal system of comparison....what does that tell you?

The "without the force" thing is ridiculous. And it's not like taking Spiderman's webbing. it's like taking his superstrength/speed/agility. Darth Vader without the force but with a light saber vs. Spiderman only with webbing and a red and blue outfit 😛
Or, if you don't like that, Darth vader without the light saber vs. Spiderman without his webbing. And Vader wins in both instances.

~wickerman~