Darth Vader vs. Spider-Man

Started by jinzin31 pages

really though wickerman it's all the delusional spiderman fanboys have to cling onto when he's hoplessly outmatched....taking away his opponents powers.....then they can keep their spidey wet dreams alive and well....

Originally posted by jinzin
spidey wet dreams

😆 This one's gonna keep me laughing all day long.

~wickerman~

I think someone was assumming that a light sabre in Vader's hands couldn't stop webbing for some reason.

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
I think someone was assumming that a light sabre in Vader's hands couldn't stop webbing for some reason.

who would even care Merc? when he just force it right back on Spidey?
defeated by his own webbing O_o

~wickerman~

Originally posted by jinzin
yes i do....BUT a TON of those enemies has never had any formal training.......if vadors a top ranking warrior class in a universal system of comparison....what does that tell you?

Top ranking lol. If you would compare him to some Marvel/DC-characters, he wouldn't even make it in the top 50 list of best fighters.

A sharp knife and some telekinesis/mind-tricks. You need more than that to defeat Spider-Man.

(Let the Star Wars fanboys begin the bashing !).

It dont take a SW fanboy to realize that Vader would murder Spiderman.

Yeah, like he "murdered" Fett in the comics lol. One would think he would have NO problem whatsoever with a bounty hunter...

(Now someone is going to say I don't know what I am talking about, that Fett is THE bounty hunter, feared in all the galaxy, that Darth Vader was only playing with him, that the Force was on strike that day...)

Well I dont read SW comics.

I go by the movies.

Originally posted by who?-kid
Top ranking lol. If you would compare him to some Marvel/DC-characters, he wouldn't even make it in the top 50 list of best fighters.

A sharp knife and some telekinesis/mind-tricks. You need more than that to defeat Spider-Man.

(Let the Star Wars fanboys begin the bashing !).

Yes, up against pretty much any telepath or telekinetic with a lot of power, he'd be beaten. Also, some of the big names in DC and Marvel could take him down. Spiderman however couldn't. This has been proved in this thread, but if you don't want to believe us, don't.
Until you come up with an explanation as to WHY Spiderman wouldn't lose, or at least present a battle scenario, your points won't be considered.

~wickerman~

Vader could take away his agility and stabilize him with the force and then proceed to choke him or crush his balls.

Originally posted by juggernaut74
Well I dont read SW comics.

I go by the movies.


If you go by the movies, than Darth Vader is as good as dead. In the comics he was - at least my impression - much more powerful.

In the movies, he walks around looking tough and impressive, but he doesn't do that much, if you think about it.

Originally posted by who?-kid

In the movies, he walks around looking tough and impressive, but he doesn't do that much, if you think about it.
Thats casue he dont have too.

Everybody in the Galaxy is afraid of Vader.

Originally posted by juggernaut74
Thats casue he dont have too.

Everybody in the Galaxy is afraid of Vader.

You're wasting your breath. unless i see a valid acceptable battle scenario in which vader loses, it's pretty clear what the outcome is.

~wickerman~

Originally posted by juggernaut74
Thats casue he dont have too.

Sorry, that's not good enough.

To be honest, if we go by the Vader of the movies, I think even Zorro could take him. What are the most important things he does ? Well, he fights with an old man (who lets himself be killed), he fights a young, unexperienced "Jedi" and he fights this Jedi a second time (he loses).

Wow, he sure has got what it takes to beat Spider-Man.

Originally posted by who?-kid
Sorry, that's not good enough.

To be honest, if we go by the Vader of the movies, I think even Zorro could take him. What are the most important things he does ? Well, he fights with an old man (who lets himself be killed), he fights a young, unexperienced "Jedi" and he fights this Jedi a second time (he loses).

Wow, he sure has got what it takes to beat Spider-Man.

"Plot Induced Stupidity, or PIS, is when characters don't use their abilities or skills to the fullest extent as shown before, even within their personality ranges, for the sake of the story plotline. It makes lesser powered characters an actual challenge against higher powered characters in the comics. Examples of PIS include Flash stories lasting longer than three panels, or Toy Man as a threat to Superman."

Also, don;t say "Vader can;t beat Spiderman cause he doesn't have what it takes". Think of a battle scenario and post it, thereby showing us all the error of our ways. show us how allmighty Spidey wins this.

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
"Plot Induced Stupidity, or PIS, is when characters don't use their abilities or skills to the fullest extent as shown before, even within their personality ranges, for the sake of the story plotline. It makes lesser powered characters an actual challenge against higher powered characters in the comics. Examples of PIS include Flash stories lasting longer than three panels, or Toy Man as a threat to Superman."

Could you please specify what exactly in Star Wars was PIS ?

Originally posted by who?-kid
Could you please specify what exactly in Star Wars was PIS ?

His battle with Obi Wan

~wickerman~

Dude, Episode 4 was a budget film, the sword fights took second priority to the space combat. Vader is fully capable of fighting like any of the jedis in episode 2 except better.

Well perhaps we can see Vader in action on Thursday. 💃

Originally posted by Wickerman
His battle with Obi Wan

~wickerman~


If you say so lol... 😄

I just saw an old man in a life support system talking tough and trying to kill an even older man.

The second time he fought (Empire strikes back), he has trouble with a young unexperienced "Jedi" (No no, you don't get it, he was playing with him, he didn't want to hurt him - forget the hand lol - he was going easy on him !"😉

The third time, he was beaten.

Again, will someone convince me how movie Darth Vader would stand a chance against SM ?