Lord-of-Dreams
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Allrighty then... So, maybe you know about whom Wolverine has fought (not about the fights- Derick, you clearly never even read those fights- just saw the like... three panels, dropped the book and started dancing- *yay!!! Wolverine stabbed Thing! No more reason to read that...*).
Now, let's say you know everything bout Logan, okay? (for the sake of debate, of course 😉) So you do know that Wolverine has a human body, right? *yes, LOD* OK. And despite the fact that his senses are amazing, he can be tricked by smoke? *of course!* righto!! And he has been shot, and hurt? *many, many, many times!!* Great!! Say someone could punch him harder than a gunshot goes, he would be hurt, at least knocked down. *I guess...* Allrighty, so here's my scenario:
Mysterio clogs up Logan's mind, making all of the S6 look like normal people. Suddenly, Sandy sends a fist and Elec sends out a bunch of blasts. A the same time, Dockock is grabbing his arms and legs and neck. As he has only human level body structure, he can dodge maby two. Ock has the best odds of success, so let's say he grabs Logan's wrists and legs.
Logey can't chop Ock's arms off, cuase he can't move is wrists. And he can't get loose, his legs are caught too!! Everyone else takes turns pummeling Logan. Sandy sends an arm down his throat and moves out of the way. Electro just kinda blasts him up a bit. Hunter drugs him. The group throws him into a river somewhere.
Let's say now that Sandy's attack contacts. Logan drops own. Look up (^). That's what hapens.
Electro: Logan pauses for about two seconds (and I think that's really only humoring Derick) And that's enough for Craven to tackle him. Now look up all the way to the Ock scenario.
😄 see? Logan won't win. Of course, he could always get lucky and S^ would fight over... who pays the largest sixth of rent that month... and Logan could get away...