Football (Soccer)

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Henry, Lampard, Terry, Gerrard.. and I think Giggs..

first 4 for reasons mentioned all ready.. but I would pick Giggs because he exemplifies everything that is great about the Premiership.. pace, skill, technical ability.. he has everything and he keeps showing still now like he did (but not as often) as he did when the Premiership first started.

Terry- typical english centre half
Shearer - My favourite centre forward, not as good as he was but...still
henry
rooney
gerrard

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Who is currently deputising for Klinsmann again?

Herr Keane, in terms of carrying the weight of the goal-scoring bane. The crystal-Meth boost of Klinsmann-Krack is currently being supplied by Jol, himself.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Here's a question, seeing as multiple threads get merged into one big chocolate cricket ball:

If the Premier League were trying to prove its superiority over the other major leagues, which 5 players would you select as representative of that worth, and why?

Henry - He's good.
Rooney - He's good.
Ronaldo - He's good.
Lampard/Gerrard - They're good.
Van Nistelrooy - He's good.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
P.S. Chocolate Oranges are available at Rawlinsons.

Are they Terry's? If so, I'm there...Where's/What's Rawlinsons/Rawlonsins?

PS. Are eggs real?

Yeah, so I actually meant 'burden'. Give it up.

Rawlinsons is a shop, I would guess. Might be Rawlinson's.

I hope Man Utd do sign David Suazo (by the way he is from Honduras where I am from). He is the fasted player in Serie A.

http://home.skysports.com/list.asp?hlid=378434&title=United%20eye%20in-form%20Suazo

Originally posted by El_NINO
I hope Man Utd do sign David Suazo (by the way he is from Honduras where I am from). He is the fasted player in Serie A.

Nobody ever runs in Serie A.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Nobody ever runs in Serie A.

ok... 😐

I saw a Serie A player jogging once.

His team, the opposition and both sets of fans started clapping.

Why did that seem too outlandish but also real?

-AC

I saw England get beat by Brazil in 2002 world cup, David Seamon should still be in net for them.

El_NINO, perhaps you can tell me: Are eggs real?

Serie A players dont run because with an average age of 45 there just wouldnt be enough plastic hips to meet the sudden surge in demand.

Originally posted by Df02
Serie A players dont run because with an average age of 45 there just wouldnt be enough plastic hips to meet the sudden surge in demand.

😂

Serie A is the official retirement home for professional footballers.

If you all going to act stupid then I wont post here ever again

Originally posted by El_NINO
If you all going to act stupid then I wont post here ever again

NO! Don't go home, man. We're joking.

Stop him!

*EL NINO stands at the edge of the thread for an uncomfortable amount of time while insisting he's leaving*

Originally posted by El_NINO
If you all going to act stupid then I wont post here ever again

ciao ciao

thought id stick to the italian theme

Originally posted by El_NINO
If you all going to act stupid then I wont post here ever again and I'll tell my mommy and I'll tell everyone you are all big poo-poos and I'll never ever wever share my toys with you again and I'll never invite you to my house and I'll never let you play with me ever ever ever ever again. X100. Add infinity. Turn around and touch the ground. Fingers and legs crossed.

Well, at least you've handled the light-hearted criticism of the Italian game in a mature manner. That way you can leave with your head held high.

Now, about those eggs...

Last time I checked the thread title it said FOOTBALL(SOCCER) not PREMIERSHIP which is what all you guys know and thats all you guys watch so dont give that bullshit. I also dont give a shit what league is better it makes no fukin difference. So keep talking PREMIERSHIP soccer because its apparently all that you guys can talk about.

No, it's the main topic. The main topic is the English Premier League, so we discuss it.

Nobody discusses any other leagues because they're simply not worth discussing.

-AC