Crap, I'm pregnant!

Started by The Tired Hiker5 pages

Crap, I'm pregnant!

I don't know how it happened, but suddenly I'm six months pregnant. 馃槙

Six months!!!?!?!?! what happened to the other five months of recognition? And your a girl?!?!!?

I knew it!

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Six months!!!?!?!?! what happened to the other five months of recognition? And your a girl?!?!!?

No, I'm a guy, that's why this is so surprising to me. 馃槙

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
I knew it!

And how DID you know? 馃槺

if arnie can do it you can too! Go TH!

im jealous cause THs threads are so much better than mine........

Ahhh, Another pointless thread from... TTH..... 馃憜

Re: Crap, I'm pregnant!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I don't know how it happened, but suddenly I'm six months pregnant. 馃槙

Did you at least save a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico?

Originally posted by justjakk
im jealous cause THs threads are so much better than mine........

Yeah, everyone always says that. 馃槑

馃槀

Originally posted by 搂P0oONY
Ahhh, Another pointless thread from... TTH..... 馃憜

How is this pointless? I'm trying to figure out how I got pregnant, first of all. And second, I want to know who the father is. And third, I want to find out how it took me six months to find this out. SHEEEEESH. 馃槢

Wait, you have sex with guys?

alien probing.....maybe.

Re: Re: Crap, I'm pregnant!

Originally posted by KidRock
Did you at least save a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico?

I gotta admit, I did save a pretty penny. Geico will allow me to spend more money on baby food now. 馃檪

or it could have something to do with asexual reproduction.....plants do it alot............polination lol......you're like the babies daddy and the babies momma

Originally posted by HimoKun
Wait, you have sex with guys?

No, that's the thing! As far as I know, I have never done it with a guy, sooooo . .. I just can't figure this out. 馃槵

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
How is this pointless? I'm trying to figure out how I got pregnant, first of all. And second, I want to know who the father is. And third, I want to find out how it took me six months to find this out. SHEEEEESH. 馃槢

1) You slept with some one....

2) WindDancer

3) Selective blindness

Originally posted by justjakk
or it could have something to do with asexual reproduction.....plants do it alot............polination lol......you're like the babies daddy and the babies momma
I do masturbate a lot. 馃槷

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
How is this pointless? I'm trying to figure out how I got pregnant, first of all. And second, I want to know who the father is. And third, I want to find out how it took me six months to find this out. SHEEEEESH. 馃槢

You say in this reply you want to know who the father is, so that tells me your looking for the father of your baby which means you'd have to have sex with the guy to have the baby.