Crap, I'm pregnant!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I do masturbate a lot. 😮

see....there's your answer you horny little creaton

Originally posted by §P0oONY
1) You slept with some one....

2) WindDancer

3) Selective blindness

So, basically I'm a gay man with female reproductive organs who chooses to be in denial of having sex with a man??? 😑

yes...

Originally posted by justjakk
see....there's your answer you horny little creaton

Guilty. 😄

Originally posted by HimoKun
You say in this reply you want to know who the father is, so that tells me your looking for the father of your baby which means you'd have to have sex with the guy to have the baby.

But I don't remember. 😮 What if there were some little spermies on the toilet seat at work or something and I sat on them? 😕

lmao.......dude, you have to make a "post new ideas for threads" thread

😮 umm.....TTH...i dont know how to tell you this...but...😮....😮

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
But I don't remember. 😮 What if there were some little spermies on the toilet seat at work or something and I sat on them? 😕

You can't get stuff from toilet seats unless you open up ass hole and sit on it and suck up stuff. And second, your ass is connected to your ovary so that wouldn't work./

Originally posted by justjakk
lmao.......dude, you have to make a "post new ideas for threads" thread

I swear to god I think I did that once! 😆

omg.....you do have the best ideas for threads......darn you and your thinkingness

............waiver.....................

Thinkingness is a word make by george bush and was only used for this thread.......

😆

thank you....i think that took massivingneesly balltasticness for me to pull such a irrodastical stunt like that

..................waiver.........

i dont know what the hell i just said........oh and that stuff was made by george bush

Originally posted by Mist
😮 umm.....TTH...i dont know how to tell you this...but...😮....😮

Do tell! 😱

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I do masturbate a lot. 😮

(-the g +a k for good measure if you should so identify this intension)
^^;

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Do tell! 😱

😮 umm...well....you remember that night we spent together in the caribbean onboard the luxury cruise liner..😮...and we discussed our future over a candlelight dinner..😮....well....😮..one thing led to another...😮

Originally posted by Mist
😮 umm...well....you remember that night we spent together in the caribbean onboard the luxury cruise liner..😮...and we discussed our future over a candlelight dinner..😮....well....😮..one thing led to another...😮

Originally posted by Nivvy
Oh we're all a huge bunch of Wangers at time

(-the g +a k for good measure if you should so identify this intension)
^^;

Niv! Long time no see! How's the Firebird?!!! 😉 😄

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I don't know how it happened, but suddenly I'm six months pregnant. 😕

don't get an abortion cause people at the "Abortion" thread are sensitive to things like that 😛

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, I'm a guy, that's why this is so surprising to me. 😕

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
😕 and . . .

and....😮.....now im pregnant too...😮