Ask and answer stupid questions.

why do jelly babies never wear any clothes.

****in bitchin ass-holes

has your mother ever threatened to was your mouth out with soap MJ?

what thats not an answer dogs? wtf are you on

MJ will last about 10 minutes! droolio All hail stupidity!

okay, what about when someone asks what's up? how the heck can you answer in a way thats not corny?

my sister once washed her mouth out with soap cause she ate some out of date food dye.

what colour would purple be if purple was blue and called yellow?

Green.

Why am I single?

if that was a stupid question then would a lot of us be stupid for asking the same thing?

Whosaid you were stupid......I'm confused.

😂 its just the name of the thread- ask stupid questions and since your question wasnt stupid i thought id make a stupid question based on it.

never mind i confuse myself

ANSWER THE QUESTION.
Thank you.

uhhh... because nobody loves you and you are an unlovable person. ha ha spidey

I'm sorry, I'm in an evil mood. and it was my evil twin sister from another planet that wrote that, not me.

i believe that.

how can i stop?

by using your nads as break pads.

when is it feeding time around here?

yestermorrow

growing some now?

yeah... shhh.... 🥷

Does this avatar make me look fat?

No your fat does! 😛

Why is Henry a Yellow Face wipe?

Cuz I said so! 🏴‍☠️

Who's your favorite speed-walker?