Ask and answer stupid questions.

the fast one😈

how far do i have to run to get a sandwich around there?

till your lungs pop...

who's your daddy? pimp

frozen

wheres the beach hair?

In the beach comb...

Are you fond of mittens? 😬

if they are cooked😬

overlooking an important factor?

Perhaps...

Is the tank cleaned, must be?

only on thursdays last year

fries with that cream?

Hell yeah, home skillet! 😱

Is it "sock it to me" time yet?

Originally posted by silver_tears
because his ferret is blue

who keeps time in the north pole?

Santa's little elf bi tches!

What's an evite? 😕

Woah, I totally must have brain farted on this one. 😑

how tired can a hiker actually get?

a tiny baby ant leg.

nay? or say? with sauce?😕

like really tired or what?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
how tired can a hiker actually get?

As tired as a the ocean's swells. 😊

Why does my sack itch? 😮

cuz you nailed a crack whore last night.
why does my sac shrink when it is cold?

cuz you have mushroomdick.

Why is my left nut green?

coz you eat to much spinach 😕

Why is my left nut there at all??

coz its sunny outside.

wheres my bingo?

in your left pocket

Whos my jimbag?

Mist
(You spelt Gym wrong...)
Why is Ken so damn Sexy?