Yoda And His Idea That Everything Leads To The Darkside

Why the hell does Yoda think everything leads to the darkside.

Fear, i doubt he has never been scared?

It really annoys me how he always has about five new things each film that lead to the darkside. Even going to save your friends in a cloud city, being in love, wanting to save sombody....all leads to the darkside.

Do you think thats why he speaks in weird sentence structures, because regular talk leads to the darkside? shock

Dont you think that Yoda knew the Jedi were fueling the darkside in Anakin by not making him master? By not answering his questions with anything other than riddles? By blatantly not trusting him?

So love leads to the darkside, but annoying and frustrating an evil young man doesn't 😖?

Questioning Yodas motives and starting a thread about it leads to the darkside.

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But seriously, Yoda is full on dark-side.

He geifs other Jedi, saying they are too confident in themselves, yet hes nice to them in council, the two faces little green bugger.

Vainess leads to the darkside 😱

Maybe Yoda was in league with palpatine the whole time and tried to get Anakin to the dark side by making everything lead too it. Palpatine would then give yoda Whill viagra and everyone wins.

Explains why he runs from Sidious....can't face that darkside.

Yoda plays far too many games during the course of the saga is thats so.

With Anakin he ****s up his life to get him to turn.
With Luke he stresses him, shows off and pretends to be mentally retarded.

The skywalkers should have teamed up and took him out.

Yes, he has been afriad.

It is letting your emotions guide and control you is the tirck. Jedi should the masters of their emotions.

Living in swamps leads to loneliness,
loneliness leads to masturabation.........
MASTURBATION LEADS TO THE DARKSIDE!!!!!!!
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He is like the mom from The Waterboy. Everything is the devil.

So why does he praise Ob1 so much, he only beat Maul and Anakin by totally using his anger.

EDIT - Ecellent point Astrofan, and the waterboy defies her and is loved universally.

Therefore, Anakin is the hero, Yoda is the zero.

Originally posted by The Inkeeper
So why does he praise Ob1 so much, he only beat Maul and Anakin by totally using his anger.

EDIT - Ecellent point Astrofan, and the waterboy defies her and is loved universally.

Therefore, Anakin is the hero, Yoda is the zero.

off topic, obi-wan beat anakin with smarts. and the idea that everyimg leads to the darkside sounds a little like some religions to me. not to offend anybody. but apparently jagging off , among other things, will ensure a speedy trip to hell. and if that's the case, well...
yoda's theories, and how they were flawed are a little stab at religions cleaning up their act and getting with the times. and, it seems i have begun to babble.

hanging on a wookies back leads to the darkside

Yoda is 800 years old! He's just senile! He's like Grampa Simpson...

I'd love to hear one of Yoda's stories.

Yoda is a hypocrit, jedi are not to abuse their abilities, yet he goes around mind trickin people into giving up their meals.

Originally posted by DeVi| D0do
Yoda is 800 years old! He's just senile! He's like Grampa Simpson...

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I was just thinking the same thing...

- "Ahhh, the Dark Side!"
- "No, Yoda, that's just Jar-Jar."
- "Oh yeah. Anyway, a Jedi must ... ahhh, the Dark Side!"
- "That's a chair."
- "Right. Ahhh, the Dark Side!"
- "That's Jar-Jar again."

lol you have a good sence of humor The Inkeeper hopefully that dose not lead to the darkside and everyone who has posted something are funny 😆 true but dosn't alot of movies say fallow your heart kinda stuff this is different and what is the message of SW every thing leads to the darkside or what yeash probiable talking about darkside leads to it and the mind trick commercial that was good 😄 they have alot of SW commercials but back to the topic you have to have self control and don't let your emotions control you like Anikan for episode 2 attack of the clones he killed all those sand people cuz he was angry if you go around doing that you will have guilt of doing something wrong but being a Jedi means no distrations like in the war if you make friends or have some body special at home you will get attack and then when they die you get sad and spend time morning over them so thats why Anikan turned to the darkside he was scared of losing his wife and he tried to save her and he kinda killed her and why he didn't become Jedi Master was because he wasn't fighting at full potencial if he had more patience he would be the Master of Jedis so that pretty much answers it 😛

and Yodas 900 hundred befor he dies

Originally posted by green dude
lol you have a good sence of humor The Inkeeper hopefully that dose not lead to the darkside and everyone who has posted something are funny 😆 true but dosn't alot of movies say fallow your heart kinda stuff this is different and what is the message of SW every thing leads to the darkside or what yeash probiable talking about darkside leads to it and the mind trick commercial that was good 😄 they have alot of SW commercials but back to the topic you have to have self control and don't let your emotions control you like Anikan for episode 2 attack of the clones he killed all those sand people cuz he was angry if you go around doing that you will have guilt of doing something wrong but being a Jedi means no distrations like in the war if you make friends or have some body special at home you will get attack and then when they die you get sad and spend time morning over them so thats why Anikan turned to the darkside he was scared of losing his wife and he tried to save her and he kinda killed her and why he didn't become Jedi Master was because he wasn't fighting at full potencial if he had more patience he would be the Master of Jedis so that pretty much answers it 😛

and Yodas 900 hundred befor he dies

Was that a poke at my good buddy?
*Escorts green dude away....*

J/k. 😛

😆 😆 😆 ...this thread rocks!

Sarah

Originally posted by The Inkeeper
Why the hell does Yoda think everything leads to the darkside.

Do
Dont you think that Yoda knew the Jedi were fueling the darkside in Anakin by not making him master? By not answering his questions with anything other than riddles? By blatantly not trusting him?

So love leads to the darkside, but annoying and frustrating an evil young man doesn't 😖?

You wait, while the Master baits.....