Do something to the person above you

*chases and pelts with whole potatoes*

*Sticks finger in bum*

*Pulls finger out of bum*

*Performs 'Dirty Sanchez'*

*laughs*

*catches potatoes in mouth*
mmmmmmmmm taters droolio

*spits on both for double teaming*

*throws spoiled milk at*

*throws rotten cookies at*

*sticks moldy cheese down pants*
now your cock smells teehee

*forces to eat cheese still on member*

*bites*
uhuhPiggle aint gonna be happy

*jumps outta the way because it will be you she comes after*

*throws cheese cutter at*
clean your cock

*uses cheese cutter but cuts self and throws back at*

*pours alcohol on cut*

*would enjoy the pane but blood loss prevents boner, so bleeds all over*

*waves*

*waves back*

*ties to pole in desert*

*shows up a month later covered in sand and throws some at*

*buries in basement*

*sets off explosive hidden in pants(nuclear)*

😄