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That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

*takes shelter in emergency fallout shelter*

omgchos The Man From Ireland

*laughs at because im already buried there(unless you have 2 basements)*

That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

*says: i buried you in the neighbors basement 131*

omgchos The Man From Ireland

*mutates after bomb goes off and eats brains when you come outta the shelter*

That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

*stays in shelter with only the sexy ones till you die of starvation and emerges to create new society*mwahaha

omgchos The Man From Ireland

*Knew this might happen and set a trap at the entrance of your shelter*

omgchos The Man From Ireland

*touches penis*

That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

*sacrifices self to save my sexies*

omgchos The Man From Ireland

*wakes up and realizes you've fed me hallucinogens and runs*

That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

*says:**** now im gonna have to break out Ms. Smashy*

omgchos The Man From Ireland

*pulls out minigun and unloads into house*

That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

*sneaks up from behind and smashes back of skull in*

omgchos The Man From Ireland

*trips and kicks in the kidney when shes down*

That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

*opens hoodie to reveal kevlar vest*
*pulls dagger from back pocket and stabs in arm*

omgchos The Man From Ireland

*pulls knife out and slashes across the throat*

That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

*dodges and redirects momentum to cause you to stab yourself in the neck*

omgchos The Man From Ireland

*throws knife away because she appears to be superhuman and shoves kryptonite down throat*

That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

*coughs up kryptonite and laughs at in face*
*says:that will have no effect on me human*

omgchos The Man From Ireland

*runs away to live and fight another day*

That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

*chases down over vast coninents for long periods of time in a montage of awesome shots of me in all black with shades awecool*