Ever whack off in Church?

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The Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Ever whack off in Church?

One time I whacked off a piece of bread from a loaf in Church. I was hungry. 馃檪

Filth ...

Re: Ever whack off in Church?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
One time I whacked off a piece of bread from a loaf in Church. I was hungry. 馃檪

馃槅 馃槇

Pandemoniac Disco Infernal

Oh. At first sight the subject seemed like a really really cool idea!

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Oh. At first sight the subject seemed like a really really cool idea!

Oh, you must have thought I was talking about 'sturbing'. 馃槵

Pandemoniac Disco Infernal

dude, you know how it sounded like!

cindy8219 I have died and will die.

Re: Ever whack off in Church?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
One time I whacked off a piece of bread from a loaf in Church. I was hungry. 馃檪

馃槢 馃槀 馃槀

PrinceofBlades The King

Re: Ever whack off in Church?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
One time I whacked off a piece of bread from a loaf in Church. I was hungry. 馃檪

The mainpulation of words....very old

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo

You people have sick minds. Shame on you! 馃槢

Capt_Fantastic Restricted

I've jerked off in a church...not DURING church services, but I was in a church.

PrinceofBlades The King
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
You people have sick minds. Shame on you! 馃槢

Funny how you'd know what we're talking about if you weren't sick yourself...馃槈

takes one to know one

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Re: Re: Ever whack off in Church?

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
The mainpulation of words....very old

Yes, consider this a come back. An ode. A shout out, so to speak. Damn. 馃槵

PrinceofBlades The King
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I've jerked off in a church...not DURING church services, but I was in a church.

Great thing to do in a church...

Filth ...
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I've jerked off in a church...not DURING church services, but I was in a church.

馃槅 馃槇

PrinceofBlades The King

Re: Re: Re: Ever whack off in Church?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yes, consider this a come back. An ode. A shout out, so to speak. Damn. 馃槵

A very poor one, if that's what you mean...

cindy8219 I have died and will die.
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I've jerked off in a church...not DURING church services, but I was in a church.

that must of been awkward.

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Funny how you'd know what we're talking about if you weren't sick yourself...馃槈

takes one to know one

Oh no, the secret is out! 馃槙

Capt_Fantastic Restricted
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Great thing to do in a church...

I cleaned it up. Besides, it's not like god hasn't seen me do it before.

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ever whack off in Church?

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
A very poor one, if that's what you mean...

Are you on the rag or something, geez. 馃槵

Capt_Fantastic Restricted
Originally posted by cindy8219
that must of been awkward.

No, not really. It was pretty typical.

cindy8219 I have died and will die.
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
No, not really. It was pretty typical.

was there anyone else in the church at the time?