Ever whack off in Church?

Started by Pandemoniac2 pages
Pandemoniac Disco Infernal
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I cleaned it up. Besides, it's not like god hasn't seen me do it before.

Hahahahahaa! He must have thought: 'Mi casa es su casa'!

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
A very poor one, if that's what you mean...

Oh, let me guess, you are some sort of Bible thumper who I've offended. 😉

PrinceofBlades The King
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I cleaned it up. Besides, it's not like god hasn't seen me do it before.

good, point. But you should have had the decency to do it in your own house!

cindy8219 I have died and will die.
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Hahahahahaa! He must have thought: 'Mi casa es su casa'!

😂 😂

PrinceofBlades The King
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Oh, let me guess, you are some sort of Bible thumper who I've offended. 😉

What?!?! No, I just like ruining your fun. Your not the only one I do...

PrinceofBlades The King

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Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Are you on the rag or something, geez. 😬

Rag?

Capt_Fantastic Restricted
Originally posted by cindy8219
was there anyone else in the church at the time?

One other person*, but they were doing it too.

*it was not a catholic priest.

Capt_Fantastic Restricted

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Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Rag?

He's asking if you're on your period

Capt_Fantastic Restricted
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
good, point. But you should have had the decency to do it in your own house!

LOL...next time I'll make it a point to do it into the collection plate.

PrinceofBlades The King
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
LOL...next time I'll make it a point to do it into the collection plate.

❌ that was wrong...

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
What?!?! No, I just like ruining your fun. Your not the only one I do...

Hah! You could never ruin my fun! 😆 😂 🤣 😆

cindy8219 I have died and will die.
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
❌ that was wrong...

✅ very wrong.

Capt_Fantastic Restricted

it may have been wrong, but it was relevant.

PrinceofBlades The King

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Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
He's asking if you're on your period

I'm a guy, I don't do that. But I wouldn't be surprised if he was on it the prick...

Mist Senior Member

curse you hiker! lured in here by false information! 😛
😆 😆

rubber dickie Senior Member

all the time. then god made hair grow on my palm instead of my armpits.

Jedi_KnightAlly Jedi Knight
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
LOL...next time I'll make it a point to do it into the collection plate.

😂 U should do that, it'd be hilarious!