The GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL

Started by Mr. Bacon612 pages

climb upon my faithful steed, then we gonna ride gonna smoke some weeeed, climb upon my big assed steed and ride ride riiidee 🤘

lalalalaaa

So, my family drama is almost over, but apparently there is one aspect of it that I don't know yet and my uncle wants to tell me face to face. shrug

what does your uncle wanna tell ya?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
So, my family drama is almost over, but apparently there is one aspect of it that I don't know yet and my uncle wants to tell me face to face. shrug
I would run in fear if I were you 🙁

Originally posted by LizzyT123
what does your uncle wanna tell ya?

If I knew that, then I wouldn't have said I don't know what it is yet. 😛

Originally posted by LanceWindu
If I knew that, then I wouldn't have said I don't know what it is yet. 😛
I think you have a point there 😱

Originally posted by Ritoshi
I would run in fear if I were you 🙁

I don't think it's about me though. 😬

Originally posted by Ritoshi
I think you have a point there 😱

Of course. 😱

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I don't think it's about me though. 😬

Of course. 😱


I bet it is 😈

So enough bad news from you!!!!! lets party in here *steals ken's tv*

Originally posted by Ritoshi
I bet it is 😈

So enough bad news from you!!!!! lets party in here *steals ken's tv*

*reports TV stolen, insurance buys me a new flat screen one*

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*reports TV stolen, insurance buys me a new flat screen one*
You bastard, now i got to make some evil plot to steal your shit 😆

Originally posted by Ritoshi
You bastard, now i got to make some evil plot to steal your shit 😆

*gives you my toilet*

There, steal my shit.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*gives you my toilet*

There, steal my shit.

*Eats it*

(Steals ken's joke) It tastes like pussy 😆 what have you been doing ken 😆

Originally posted by Ritoshi
*Eats it*

(Steals ken's joke) It tastes like pussy 😆 what have you been doing ken 😆

What do you think I've been doing? Eating out...

Originally posted by LanceWindu
What do you think I've been doing? Eating out...
Was it all you can eat 😆 😆

Originally posted by Ritoshi
Was it all you can eat 😆 😆

I'll be here all night! Try the veal!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'll be here all night! Try the veal!
No thanks 😆

Hmm, so what shall we do for entertainment in here 😱 i suggest that we drive in a car down a block and throw shit at people 😈

Originally posted by Ritoshi
No thanks 😆

Hmm, so what shall we do for entertainment in here 😱 i suggest that we drive in a car down a block and throw shit at people 😈

Tip your waitress before you leave. 😐

*dresses as waitress*

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Tip your waitress before you leave. 😐

*dresses as waitress*

Don't look at me like that ken nestvura

Originally posted by Ritoshi
Don't look at me like that ken nestvura

*kicks him in the nuts*

*takes a 15% tip*