The GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL

Originally posted by Scythe
I'de rather lick it clean....

VILE!!!

Ok then...

Salty or sweet?

Originally posted by vraya the great
that smilie scares me, look when it looks to the side. It's teeth are all sharp and pointy.

Once more...

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Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
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Aren't I cute?

I love how the mask thing has eyelashes.

LanceWindu, it's sweet, very sweet, like the nectar from God's anus, my semen is to die for. I often find myself dabbing it on my chili dogs.

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
I love how the mask thing has eyelashes.

Holy crap! I said the same thing!

: : Flutters eyelashes : :

Originally posted by Scythe
Holy crap! I said the same thing!

: : Flutters eyelashes : :

😱 You don't even need mascara!

This mask saves me tons of money on make-up.

Originally posted by Scythe
This mask saves me tons of money on make-up.

make-up! think of the brushes, curling irons, and hair spary you won't have to use!

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
make-up! think of the brushes, curling irons, and hair spary you won't have to use!

And the spare time you'll have!

I hate sharp things.

So I was going to remove this entertainment center out of the back of my Jeep, but the hatch on the back doesn't stay up, so I tried to prop it open with this large wood pillar from out backyard, which by itself weight about 200 lbs. I get the wood to the front yard, but since it's been carved to have designs the wood is sharp, so now I've got a huge gaping hole in my shirt, and then on the way to setting it down it snagged on my shorts and tore a 4 inch hole there. I get the wood to the front yard and have to position it to the hatch, which I have to hold open with one hand, I get it propped...and it falls. I try again, doesn't work. So I ended up having to hold the hatch open with my back while I had to shimmy the entertainment center out.

But yeah...ruined two articles of clothing.

Nicely done... 😛

Originally posted by Syren
Nicely done... 😛

At least I got my entertainment center out. 😛 Now I can finally fix my home entertainment center up. 😛 Surround sound! 😱

And you'll be doing it all naked.

Originally posted by Syren
And you'll be doing it all naked.

Semi...I lost the shirt, and have been tearing the shorts up...so now I only have one leg on my shorts. 😕 Can you tell I'm bored right now?

😆

Totally, but you're entertaining me 😉

Originally posted by Syren
😆

Totally, but you're entertaining me 😉

I wonder what people will think if I go take a quick walk outside right now...

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I wonder what people will think if I go take a quick walk outside right now...

They're probably think your a trendsetter! lol, and the next time you go out, everyone will be wearing it! 😱 😂

Originally posted by Devalion
They're probably think your a trendsetter! lol, and the next time you go out, everyone will be wearing it! 😱 😂

No doubt, because everyone wants to be cool. 😱

Just like you!