The GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL

Started by Devalion612 pages
Originally posted by Scythe
Truly a sight to behold when Devalion reaches the alter with a torn skirt and ravaged skin. Covering her in my blackened shadow, I caress her with a shattered horn potruding from my head. She kneels, and bestows upon me a newborn baby still marinading in it's mother's juices. The skin around my vagina shambles about as my mega prick curls itself to allow me to kneel down on one knee to engorge myself in undeveloped muscular mass. Trully amazing feast of blood and gore.

Errr......Have you seen your thearpist lately? Coz I never wear skirts! 🙄

Ah-ha! Correction, it's quite roasty toasty in my vagina, I would know by experience, it's how I turn invisible.

Indeed

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
No shit. These kids have been polluting multiple threads lately. The best part is they think they're funny.

We all know they aren't so I'll just ignore them. 🙂

Originally posted by LanceWindu
We all know they aren't so I'll just ignore them. 🙂

😂

Yeah......hilarious!

*silently walks in, sneaks up behind Dev*

Boo!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*silently walks in, sneaks up behind Dev*

Boo!

*Jumps out of skin*

Ahhh! Oh......hello hun! hug

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*silently walks in, sneaks up behind Dev*

Boo!

*silently walks in, sneaks up behind Ken..steals his wallet*

Show me da money! Yeah w00t

Originally posted by TOH
*silently walks in, sneaks up behind Ken..steals his wallet*

Show me da money! Yeah w00t

You just stole $1. 😱

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You just stole $1. 😱

I’m sure I can find a good use for it:

hoover

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You just stole $1. 😱

i see to that they'll give ya the chair!! you sir, are worse than Hitler!! *slaps* unless i get a share..ninja2

Originally posted by TOH
I’m sure I can find a good use for it:

hoover

Either to buy the coke or to roll up and use as a pseudo straw for your nose?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Either to buy the coke or to roll up and use as a pseudo straw for your nose?

Where can I find coke for U$ 1.00?... 😕

Originally posted by TOH
Where can I find coke for U$ 1.00?... 😕

You could get a 1/4 of an ounce. srug

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You could get a 1/4 of an ounce. srug

Well I can mix it with flour and try to sell for $ 100.00 t00w

Well, once again I have returned...again........

Originally posted by TOH
Well I can mix it with flour and try to sell for $ 100.00 t00w

Or angel delight.....apparently thats what dealers use to buff up the mix!

Hey GMG!......Mind you, you've probably gone now! 😂

omg Dev!

How have you been chica!?

Spoiler:
do you even remember me?

Originally posted by CherryPop
omg Dev!

How have you been chica!?

Spoiler:
do you even remember me?

Oh my God, Of course I do! 😂 Yeah Im doing great, but how are you hunny? I haven't spoken to you in over a year! 😱