Piggle: Yo man, tell me something about Roland.
Rufus: He masturbates more than anyone on the planet.
Piggle: Aw ****, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When he does it, he's thinking about guys.
[a shocked Piggle stares at Rufus]
Piggle: Dude, I'm gonna post that on KMC!
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