The GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL

Started by Röland612 pages
Originally posted by Tattoo
Ok, my brother's home and told me the rest of the story. This douche was trying to show off in his truck while driving in front of my brother, spinning tires and kicking up rocks all over the place. Didn't shatter the window, but it's splintered from top to bottom and left to right.

You want me to kill this guy for you?

Originally posted by Röland
You want me to kill this guy for you?

If you want to. Shoot his knee caps first, though.

If it's the same guy I think it is, I used to work with him. He's a real ******* of a person. He's offered to pay for it because he said it would be $150 or something. My dad, mechanic, has checked it out and said the cost is going to be closer to $250.

Originally posted by Tattoo
If you want to. Shoot his knee caps first, though.

I can do more than that. 31

Originally posted by Röland
I can do more than that. 31

No buttsecks. petpet

Originally posted by Tattoo
No buttsecks. petpet

That's not in my contract anyway. 😘

Originally posted by Röland
That's not in my contract anyway. 😘

Oh right, you're not Kram3r. haermm

Originally posted by Tattoo
Oh right, you're not Kram3r. haermm

OMGplulz: dunt. haermm

Originally posted by Tattoo
That's Scythe's meme...does Scythe have to choke a b!tch?

Finally!

Here's the point of impact...

Also, no one else noticed this during the entire day until I pointed it out. Here is where the rock dented my hood and skipped across, leaving gouge marks. The little f*cker will pay for this too.

That's some serious shit, there.

ermmad

Unlike Rolands lame gesture.. 🙄 I actually have connections, so if you want this guy bumped off baby let me know 😊

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
ermmad

Unlike Rolands lame gesture.. 🙄 I actually have connections, so if you want this guy bumped of baby let me know 😊

I still think Roland just wants to juggle his balls in his mouth. ermm

Originally posted by Tattoo
I still think Roland just wants to juggle his balls in his mouth. ermm

Most likely..

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
ermmad

Unlike Rolands lame gesture.. 🙄 I actually have connections, so if you want this guy bumped off baby let me know 😊

By the way Soph, my rates have gone up, but since it's a friendly affair, I'll give you a discount 313

Originally posted by Strangelove
By the way Soph, my rates have gone up, but since it's a friendly affair, I'll give you a discount 313

😆

Cute petpet

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
😆

Cute petpet

😊

spy

swank

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