The GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL

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How is everyone?

I'm good, yourself?

Not too bad, you do NOT want to know the week I had.

Why, what happened?

Well, I think I better get a hold of myself, because it's like uber difficult to talk about.

Take your time, I'm free all night. 🙂

Well, I think I'm in love, but I'm too nervous to say so.

Oh really? Why? 🙁

Because like she doesn't know what happens when she isn't around. I'm all like "Crystal, Crystal, Crystal, Crystal, Crystal!!!" 24/7. If I say I love her, well maybe I will act like that with her, understand?

Kind of. I think you need to settle down. It's probably best like not to think about her. I mean seriously, do you think you could get with her, on a serious, honest level? Because if you can't, you're hurting yourself, and you'll let the night get a hold of yourself, if you don't relax.

Well, I mean, we get along OK. We work well as friends and I can make her laugh and I can have serious, meaningful talks with her. So I think I got a shot. I'm not a handsome guy, but I'm decent, when I'm clean, or not naked.

You sound like you're being really truthful, that's great to here, but here's the sad news. I'm sorry I'm the one who has to tell you, but it's the way it goes. You, my friend, are an *******.

😐

Oh really? I was afraid you might say that. 🙁

Well, it's the truth.

Yeah, it's good to know. Reckon I'll hook up with a lady sometime in my life though? You know, just throwing it out there.

Well, I suppose so, if you catch a lady on the rebound. Only then, do I see you having any REAL chance.

Really? Thanks.

No problem. Glad I could help. 🙂

So, what are you up too?