The GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL

You'll love this then.....

12. "Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?"
11. "Your place or my Mom's?"

10 "I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead) Stupid! STOO-pid!"

9. "You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend."

8. "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."

7. "Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."

6. "If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."

5. "How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?"

4. "Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."

3. "Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!"

2. "If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?"

1. "I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You'll love this then.....

12. "Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?"
11. "Your place or my Mom's?"

10 "I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead) Stupid! STOO-pid!"

9. "You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend."

8. "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."

7. "Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."

6. "If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."

5. "How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?"

4. "Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."

3. "Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!"

2. "If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?"

1. "I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?"

😂

Originally posted by AstroFan
This is a gimmick restraunt, you have to cook your own food. 😈

Someone keeps taking all my time. 😛

Who?

Originally posted by Passione
Who?

This girl I been talking to. 😛

Top 10 things Sam Jackson SHOULD HAVE said in the PT.

10. You don't need to see my god**** identification, 'cause these ain't the mother****in' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I'd never touch the filthy mother****er.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every mother****in' stormtrooper in the room ... accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-Wan ain't home then I don't know what the **** we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine.

6. Feel the Force, Mother****er.

5. 'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What'?

4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah, Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a *****? Then why are you tryin' to **** him like one?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad Ass Mother ****er.'

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Top 10 things Sam Jackson SHOULD HAVE said in the PT.

10. You don't need to see my god**** identification, 'cause these ain't the mother****in' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I'd never touch the filthy mother****er.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every mother****in' stormtrooper in the room ... accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-Wan ain't home then I don't know what the **** we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine.

6. Feel the Force, Mother****er.

5. 'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What'?

4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah, Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a *****? Then why are you tryin' to **** him like one?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad Ass Mother ****er.'

I love number one.

And Ast stop trying to boil JarJar.

Originally posted by Passione
I love number one.

And Ast stop trying to boil JarJar.

That one is awesome. 😂

Dont look at me, Newjak is the chef. 😮

with the Empire cracking down on smuggling, Chewie had to find a fallback profession......

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
with the Empire cracking down on smuggling, Chewie had to find a fallback profession......

Originally posted by Passione
I love number one.

And Ast stop trying to boil JarJar.

Originally posted by AstroFan
That one is awesome. 😂

Dont look at me, Newjak is the chef. 😮

Well please take him off the menu and then Newjak wouldn't want to cook him.

Originally posted by Newjak
I like boiling Jar Jar though 😮

I feel like literal shit right now. I woke up with my stomach wanting to empty it's contents. I need some Sprite or 7-Up to sip...where's my Pepto Bismol?

Originally posted by Passione
Well please take him off the menu and then Newjak wouldn't want to cook him.

But its not right. He looks all sad.

How can we just take it off? 😮

Originally posted by Tattoo
I feel like literal shit right now. I woke up with my stomach wanting to empty it's contents. I need some Sprite or 7-Up to sip...where's my Pepto Bismol?

Originally posted by Passione
Well please take him off the menu and then Newjak wouldn't want to cook him.

But its not right. He looks all sad.

Yoko Ono get out. shock We NEVER stop cooking Jar Jar or other Gungans! 😠

Originally posted by Tattoo
I feel like literal shit right now. I woke up with my stomach wanting to empty it's contents. I need some Sprite or 7-Up to sip...where's my Pepto Bismol?

Thanks for brightening everyone's day with that info. 😐

Originally posted by Tattoo
Yoko Ono get out. shock We NEVER stop cooking Jar Jar or other Gungans! 😠

I happen to like JarJar Binks.

Couldnt we cook an Ewok instead?

Originally posted by AstroFan
Thanks for brightening everyone's day with that info. 😐

Quite welcome.

Originally posted by Passione
I happen to like JarJar Binks.

Couldnt we cook an Ewok instead?

Originally posted by Passione
I happen to like JarJar Binks.

Couldnt we cook an Ewok instead?

Besides its too late Jar Jar has already been cooked 😮