The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.

fine, so anyway: how art thou o' fair lady?

fine, thank you, and yourself?

i have seen better day...

what's wrong?

Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.

re-phrase that, plz

in other words: i'm not too happy

but why?

well, let's see: my board got stolen, i get paid a pittance, i work all night and go to school

i've no life outside of....omg!!! KMC???

*makes a list of unknown words* board in this context, pittance

neither have i, so what?

board: surf board
pittance: slave wages

then we're like peas in a pod, birds of a feather....

i didn't know you're surfing 😱
still no idea bag

but there is a lot of ppl like that here.

😱 yeah, but i've only been doing that for 2 years: surfing

and as for others, they ain't us clover!!!

sounds like fun 😊

true purplequeen1

it is....😱

oh and btw....i'm certain we're at negative 401,327,135,193,841,749 points for our, in the words of ou be, useless babble to such a great salubrious thread

goood 😄

offtopic it was my aim evillaugh

😂

and now ou be will have to admit i'd be much better goddess than he. purplequeen1

or an acolyte....

i want to be a high priest of an oracle....

After scanning through the last page of so, your devine leader has decided that DeRFmAn and Clovie should recieve 900 points each for talking about Ou Be Low hoo in such an abstract and metaphorical manner that lesser beings/divine entities would have trouble recognising the subtlty of their praises. However, there are also a plethora of s******, so it has been decided that 899 of those points must be demoted. 900-899 = 1 point each.

BadBoy2004 gets a point.

Phoenix Aska gets one too...

Baylin gets 4 points for entering the home of worship.

Feanor gains 5 points and a bag of bones for being real, man.

Fellatio sucks off a couple more finer points...

Oh, and Clovie gets 2 more points for being sexually ambiguous. Is it a boy? Is it a girl? Is it a boy pretending to be a girl? Is it a girl pretending to be a boy? Who knows!