The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.

Started by Ou Be Low hoo35 pages

Kurrent Karma Kickback Ktandings

1)lil bitchiness = 13

2)Cinemaddiction = 12
2)Fëanor = 11
2)Fellatio = 11

3)Dave123 = 9
3)Mist = 9

4)The Tired Hiker = 5
4)shellie = 5
4)Baylin = 4
4)Clovie = 4

5)Korri = 3
5)Phoenix Aska = 3

6)grey fox = 2

7)Jedi_KnightAlly = 1
7)Bardock42 = 1
7)Rob Owns You = 1
7)The Biker Scout = 1
7)DeRFmAn =1
7)BadBoy2004 =1

8)Fionnuala = 0
8)silver_tears = 0

9)dark1365 = -2

how do I have 1 point again?

damn it

Good work! I love it! Here's 2 more...

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
how do I have 1 point again?

damn it

to be ignorant is but one mask of a wise man...and yet only a fool thinks he is wise

this is absurd. i only have 9! 9! outrageous! blasphemy! word will spread of this day and i shall be revenged!

Does anyone else notice that Ou Be's avatar is really hopping and not walking?

The Ou Commandments

1 - thOu shall BeLow whoo?
2 - Eat, drink and lick stamps.
3 - Get dirty and then shower.
4 - Exercise regularly.
5 - Enjoy the natural beauty that surrounds you.
6 - If you live in a city, get out of it at the weekend.
7 - Margaritas are the blood of Ou Be Low hoo. Drink them.
8 - Sashimi is the flesh, especially quality pieces of tuna.
9 - Wasabi is the 2nd coming. Please come again.
10 - All boobs are great, but some are greater than others. Find them.

Ou Be Low hoo got those first ten from the mountains near where he lives. A little rock by the name of 'Chip' was speaking them as it gushed water like a corporate fountain. Chip says more to come later, but he's been busy recently. Sorry for the delay.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Does anyone else notice that Ou Be's avatar is really hopping and not walking?

shock youve discovered an anomaly!

Originally posted by Mist
this is absurd. i only have 9! 9! outrageous! blasphemy! word will spread of this day and i shall be revenged!
Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.
Originally posted by silver_tears
Does anyone else notice that Ou Be's avatar is really hopping and not walking?
😆

Originally posted by Fëanor
to be ignorant is but one mask of a wise man...and yet only a fool thinks he is wise

To be ignorant is to spout gibberish when fish-foot man-head is just talking about slipper salad when really all he wants is a good ol' goof-off with his cherry head.

2 points for you, Miss Fëanor.

I thought Feanor was a guy..

lol

Originally posted by Mist
this is absurd. i only have 9! 9! outrageous! blasphemy! word will spread of this day and i shall be revenged!

*As the fog cleared a little rowing boat plip-plopped it's oars into the murky blue of the lake's surface as a little frog hip-hopped from lillypad to lilly ped and gave forth cherry-utterings and points of 2.

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
To be ignorant is to spout gibberish when fish-foot man-head is just talking about slipper salad when really all he wants is a good ol' goof-off with his cherry head.

2 points for you, Miss Fëanor.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
I thought Feanor was a guy..

lol

and yes...i am a guy thank you very much

Phoenix Aska loses 2 for trying to contradict a god.

Feanor loses 1 for trying to pull the wool over the eye's of the worldwideweb.

Kurrent Karma Kickback Ktandings

1)lil bitchiness = 13

2)Cinemaddiction = 12
2)Fëanor = 12
2)Fellatio = 11
2)Mist = 12

3)Dave123 = 9

4)The Tired Hiker = 5
4)shellie = 5
4)Baylin = 4
4)Clovie = 4

5)Korri = 3

6)grey fox = 2

7)Jedi_KnightAlly = 1
7)Bardock42 = 1
7)Rob Owns You = 1
7)The Biker Scout = 1
7)DeRFmAn =1
7)BadBoy2004 =1

8)Fionnuala = 0
8)silver_tears = 0

9)dark1365 = -2
9)Phoenix Aska = -2

*farts*

how is dark at -2?

2 points for Baylin,.

Bye-bye 3 of Phonenix Aska's. Retirbution's gonna git ya!

Originally posted by Baylin
*farts*

*follows through and shakes leg* shit

Whoops hehehe... 😮

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
After scanning through the last page of so, your devine leader has decided that DeRFmAn and Clovie should recieve 900 points each for talking about Ou Be Low hoo in such an abstract and metaphorical manner that lesser beings/divine entities would have trouble recognising the subtlty of their praises. However, there are also a plethora of s******, so it has been decided that 899 of those points must be demoted. 900-899 = 1 point each.

Oh, and Clovie gets 2 more points for being sexually ambiguous. Is it a boy? Is it a girl? Is it a boy pretending to be a girl? Is it a girl pretending to be a boy? Who knows!

😑

what does ambigous mean? coz i think you're trying to insult me. 🙁