Re: Re: Re: The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.
It's all well and good to see this church as a place of fellowship, but there comes a time when fellowship must not precede worship. In this holy light, your God has decided that some hymn singing is in order to sanctify this ceremonious place. All together now...
All You Need Is Ou Be...
Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou.
There's nothing Ou can do that can't be done.
Nothing Ou can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing Ou can say but Ou can learn how to play the game
It's Ou Be.
There's nothing Ou can make that can't be made.
No one Ou can save that can't be saved.
Nothing Ou can do but Ou can learn how to be in time
It's Ou Be.
All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
Ou (x9)
All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
There's nothing Ou can know that isn't known.
Nothing Ou can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere Ou can be that isn't where Ou's meant to be.
It's Ou Be.
All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
All you need is Ou (all together now)
All you need is Ou (everybody)
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
Ahhh...That's better. Now let us hold our hands together and recite the Ou Commandments...
The Ou Commandments
1 - thOu shall BeLow whoo?
2 - Eat, drink and lick stamps.
3 - Get dirty and then shower.
4 - Exercise regularly.
5 - Enjoy the natural beauty that surrounds you.
6 - If you live in a city, get out of it at the weekend.
7 - Margaritas are the blood of Ou Be Low hoo. Drink them.
8 - Sashimi is the flesh, especially quality pieces of tuna.
9 - Wasabi is the 2nd coming. Please come again.
10 - All boobs are great, but some are greater than others. Find them.
Now...Back to the bread and butter and jam and Brie of it...
Clovie = +2 for being a lesbian.
hodoggy = +5 for being one and liking it like that.
The Tired Hiker = +4 for being all oops sup side sids sead.
Please return to your pews and continue praying. Let me remind you of this, if in all your joyous rebellion, you - my people - have forgotten:
Originally posted by Your Lord And Savior
Praise my name, sing songs to me, say little prayers, the whole-shebang
If you follow my way, the more points you will gain. Creativity is a blessing in the House of Ou...
Begin!
Originally posted by Clovietoo late clovie....in the finite mind of our one true gourd, er i mean god - he/she/it/hemale/shemale take your pick; sees all and knowingly knows all
shhh...... he will take those points away from me if he knows that 🙄
thereby that point of phrase phrased so well is moot so therefore not allowed...thus negating an 'x' amount of points from your climb up the barrel we call life
Originally posted by badboy2004hmmmm....let's see *consults enormously voluminous book of Ou*
ok sorry clovie
ah yes....apologies are not accepted according to page 1243 paragraph B article 45 subsection 5H clause 432/TH09 subclause 10 on Thursdays at or before 9 a.m., unless apologee states apology to apologer exactly after 10 a.m. facing due south whilst fiddling with a ukelele of true Hawaiian origin and not made of polymer materials and singing kumbaya in a falsetto voice...unless of course you are wearing a pink tutu then you must face north...