The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.

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Due - in no small part - to an astrological shift in the light beams from Planet Moon-Face, Your Lord and Protector has changed floot and become more ambivalent to His sheep's ambivalence...Therefore, He has restructured yesterdays ratings to make it more reflective of the Sun's light and the Earth's core.

Kurrent Karma Kickback Ktandings

1)Dave123 = 43

2)Fëanor = 37

3)lil bitchiness = 29

4)Cinemaddiction = 21

5)Fellatio = 186)Mist = 15

7)The Tired Hiker = 11

8)Bardock42 = 10

9)Clovie = 8

10)Backfire = 7

BadBoy2004 =6
Backfire = 6
Mist = 6
shellie = 3
Baylin = 3
Korri = 1
grey fox = 0
DeRFmAn = 0
Fionnuala = 0
Jedi_KnightAlly = -2
Rob Owns You = -3
The Biker Scout = -10
silver_tears = -100
dark1365 = -1000
Phoenix Aska = -1000

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Due - in no small part - to an astrological shift in the light beams from Planet Moon-Face, Your Lord and Protector has changed floot and become more ambivalent to His sheep's ambivalence...Therefore, He has restructured yesterdays ratings to make it more reflective of the Sun's light and the Earth's core.

[B]Kurrent Karma Kickback Ktandings

1)Dave123 = 43

2)Fëanor = 37

3)lil bitchiness = 29

4)Cinemaddiction = 21

5)Fellatio = 186)Mist = 15

7)The Tired Hiker = 11

8)Bardock42 = 10

9)Clovie = 8

10)Backfire = 7

BadBoy2004 =6
Backfire = 6
Mist = 6
shellie = 3
Baylin = 3
Korri = 1
grey fox = 0
DeRFmAn = 0
Fionnuala = 0
Jedi_KnightAlly = -2
Rob Owns You = -3
The Biker Scout = -10
silver_tears = -100
dark1365 = -1000
Phoenix Aska = -1000 [/B]

hell yeah!

the farther away i am from your religon and deeper into the negative numbers the happier I am 😛

Your extreme reverse-psychology is ingenius and has the astounding ability of befuddling a god! He likes, He likes...Have 1000 and 4 points!

I got 10? How did I get them? I am a good worshipper it seems.

5 more for you, dear boy! 5 more for you!

Kurrent Karma Kickback Ktandings

1)Dave123 = 43

2)Fëanor = 37

3)lil bitchiness = 29

4)Cinemaddiction = 21

5)Fellatio = 18
5)Bardock42 = 18

6)Mist = 15

7)The Tired Hiker = 11

8)Clovie = 8

9)Backfire = 7

10)BadBoy2004 =6
10)Backfire = 6
10)Phoenix Aska = 6

shellie = 3
Baylin = 3
Korri = 1
grey fox = 0
DeRFmAn = 0
Fionnuala = 0
Jedi_KnightAlly = -2
Rob Owns You = -3
The Biker Scout = -10
silver_tears = -100
dark1365 = -1000

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Your extreme reverse-psychology is ingenius and has the astounding ability of befuddling a god! He likes, He likes...Have 1000 and 4 points!

oh joy

Thank you grear Ou Be Low hoo, I feel so honoured...I am not worth your mentioning even

2 more for the weird fox-boy and 3 more for ol' Bardock so he can spend some time getting fellatio.

how ami getting points?

I protest damn it!

Hmm just checking, seems to work...you are a good god so far ✅

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
how ami getting points?

I protest damn it!

Why do you protest 'damn it'? What did damn it ever do to you, huh? Huh? How d'you like me now? Huh? Huh? What? Yeah, thought so. Oh well, He has decided to give you a point for protesting. He gave you free-willy, after all...

Bardock, here's your check. Go and cash it for another point.

[EDIT] Shiitake! You used a s*****, gonna have to take that check back, sorry.

Haven't been here in a while...may I have some religious enlightenment please?

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Why do you protest 'damn it'? What did damn it ever do to you, huh? Huh? How d'you like me now? Huh? Huh? What? Yeah, thought so. Oh well, He has decided to give you a point for protesting. He gave you free-willy, after all...

Bardock, here's your check. Go and cash it for another point.

[EDIT] Shiitake! You used a s*****, gonna have to take that check back, sorry.

I used the smiley to make fun of people that use smileys, I did that in your holy name ...

Oh Holy Ou Be....Brother Backfire was named twice in the list of worshippers....

Originally posted by Bardock42
I used the smiley to make fun of people that use smileys, I did that in your holy name ...

Ahhh...'irony'...I like the flava of that fruit! However, it is a prickly pear and be careful that it doesn't poison your pinkeys...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Haven't been here in a while...may I have some religious enlightenment please?

Certainly, my child...Tell me your sins and I shall cleanse your soul...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh Holy Ou Be....Brother Backfire was named twice in the list of worshippers....

Thank you, Bardock42. I placed his name there twice intentionally to see if my sheep would recognise an imposter in our midst...You have made me proud. Drink this pulverised fish-scale juice...It's delicious.

how do i have 8 points?

Your lesbian antics probably got you a fair few