The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.

Originally posted by Clovie
hide me? 😱

Originally posted by Fionnuala
In my coat pocket 😊

Originally posted by Clovie
*hides* comfy 😊 and safe 🥷

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Good..you will be very safe in there 😊

Originally posted by Clovie
and it is something i should be happy about? 😕

Yes it is the greates gift you can receive......poor child you are mislead...open to the great Ou Be

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes it is the greates gift you can receive......poor child you are mislead...open to the great Ou Be

Originally posted by Clovie
you're scaring me now cry

You are blessed, nothing needs to scare you now....the great Ou Be will atch out for your soul

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are blessed, nothing needs to scare you now....the great Ou Be will atch out for your soul

Originally posted by Clovie
it is exactly what i'm scared of.

Oh I see you offer him your scardness ...I am sure he will take your honourable sacrifice

Im posting in the great worshiping thread, cos i wont be able to post agan for a while pray oh the greatness.

Oh I am sorry, I will pray for the great OU Be twice as much for you.....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh I see you offer him your scardness ...I am sure he will take your honourable sacrifice

Originally posted by Clovie
he will?

wow....riiiiiiight.....

This thread survived 2 congarts!!!!!

Originally posted by Bun Bun
This thread survived 2 congarts!!!!!

and may your sig-name be forever our goal to the high road called lollygag

amen brothels and sphincters...

OK, Hear ME! Here ME! Hear Me! Here me? Yes, Here ME! HERE! HEAR! ME!

I am Ou Be! Low you! High Me, Ou Be! Low you! Me!

If Clovie and Fionnuala give Ou Be - who me? YES! ME! - details regarding their courtship and private love sessions involving sheep and hot-hot wax, He will bestow upon your tail-feathers 10 points for peace, a piece...

Bardock42, you are wise and faithful. For this and four that, I will grace your nose with 8 stringbeans, which can then be converted into 11 points.

magic_hate_ball, Ou Be knows not what you aren't and even less than what you weren't. However, seeing aa Ou Be knows all, He knows what you are. So, here's 2 points.

Bun Bun, thanks for the 'congarts'. They are delicious, so here's a point.

Fëanor, you are almost as witty as one of the hair follicles found around Ou Be's nether regions, so he has decided to impress upon you a series of points totalling. Please note that although this may seem less than a likely lad, it is actually a great honor as Ou Be is a God, so his hair follicles are mighty and witty. 15 points.

lil bitchiness, although Ou Be misses your 'beacons of light' and wishes they would play more freely, he accepts that free will is a gift best left unrestrained. Otherwise, it wouldn't be free, therefore it couldn't be called 'free will', but then again Ou Be is Almighty, so He could call it whateve he wanted. So there.

Sermon over.

Oh, and shellie and BadBoy2004 will now be forever bound to each other in Holy Sexual Depravity.

Kurrent Karma Kickback Ktandings

1)Fëanor = 52

2)lil bitchiness = 52

3)Dave123 = 43

4)Bardock42 = 40

5)Cinemaddiction = 21
5)Fellatio = 21

6)Mist = 15

7)The Tired Hiker = 11
7)Clovie = 11
7)Phoenix Aska = 11

8)Backfire = 7

9)Backfire = 6
9)shellie & BadBoy2004 = 6

Baylin = 3
dark1365 = 3
magic_hate_ball = 2
Korri = 1
silver_tears = 1
Bun Bun = 1
grey fox = 0
DeRFmAn = 0
Fionnuala = 0
Jedi_KnightAlly = -2
Rob Owns You = -3
The Biker Scout = -10
dark1365 = 3

*does 'the robot' to Herbie Hancock's 'Robot'* robot