The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.

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What is the cash value for 1 point?

Originally posted by dark1365
Fi has -4?!?!?!? WHAT?
Nifty..😱 I'm losing...at least I am at an extreme 😉

alrighty then....

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Nifty..😱 I'm losing...at least I am at an extreme 😉
what are you worrying about you're far from what oube counts as heaven. it IS for asure a good thing

Originally posted by Clovie
whar shall i do to have below zero? 🤨

You just lost a point for making no sense, and not in a funny way either. Ha ha.

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
I have zero points!

*dances*

1 point for dancing.

Ou be damned!

How am I ever gonna get to hell if you keep givin me Karma

7 points for the word-play, -2 for the little red fella.

Originally posted by dark1365
Fi has -4?!?!?!? WHAT?

-2 points for you.

Originally posted by The Biker Scout
Thanks, keep the change.

1 point.

Originally posted by shellie
I can sleep better now

1 point for the 'can', but -1 for the stupid face.

lil bitchiness gets 13 points because her breasts are spectacular.

dave123 gets another 4 points for thinking that heaven is built on the same values as Earth. There ain't no bills in The Karma Kickback Hood, yo fool! Everyting is everyting and everyting is free, mon.

Fionnuala gets her 4 points reinstated, thanks to reverse psychology.

Jedi_KnightAlly gets a point for coming out.

Clovie gets a point for making up a word ('asure'😉, but swiftly loses it again for nothing in particular.

Phew! I'm tired...I must find an easier way of tallying all these totals...

hey...how do you lose points?

[B]Kurrent Karma Kickback Kable

Fellatio = 7
Fionnuala = 0
Phoenix Aska = 0
Korri = 3
Dave123 = 9
Bardock42 = 1
Clovie = 0
Cinemaddiction = 12
shellie = 0
The Tired Hiker = 5
grey fox = 2
silver_tears = 0
Rob Owns You = 1
dark1365 = -2
The Biker Scout = 1
lil bitchiness = 13
Jedi_KnightAlly = 1

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
hey...how do you lose points?

You just lost one.

awesome

Dear Lord Ou Be Low hoo,

I am sorry to inform you that as of the 30 february next year I must resign my Karma as the working conditions in your temple have become too tolerable.
Since you scrapped compulsary whipping every hour I feel you can no longer offer me the wrong path to Shangrila that I'm searching for.

I hope you dont understand

Love your ever faithless suckophant

F. ellatio

xxx 😍

Kurrent Karma Kickback Kandings

1)lil bitchiness = 13
1)Fellatio = 13

2)Cinemaddiction = 12

3)Dave123 = 9

4)The Tired Hiker = 5

5)Korri = 3

6)grey fox = 2

7)Jedi_KnightAlly = 1
7)Bardock42 = 1
7)Rob Owns You = 1
7)The Biker Scout = 1

8)Fionnuala = 0
8)Phoenix Aska = 0
8)Clovie = 0
8)shellie = 0
8)silver_tears = 0

9)dark1365 = -2

no no no...see, the left cow hasnt dropped yet. this is absurd.

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo

9)Fionnuala = 0
9)Phoenix Aska = 0
9)Clovie = 0
9)shellie = 0
9)silver_tears = 0

Im in really amazing company here ✅

Originally posted by Fellatio
Dear Lord Ou Be Low hoo,

I am sorry to inform you that as of the 30 february next year I must resign my Karma as the working conditions in your temple have become too tolerable.
Since you scrapped compulsary whipping every hour I feel you can no longer offer me the wrong path to Shangrila that I'm searching for.

I hope you dont understand

Love your ever faithless suckophant

F. ellatio

xxx 😍

Someone has just gone and won herself 6 points thanks to faithless devotion and empty praise. Somewhat strangely said person seems to believe that torture was ever a facet of the Ou Be Way. It was not and foreve shall never not not be part of the Church of Ou Be, so help myself. You get an extra point because one of those kisses happened to strike me on my left buttock, which felt very nice indeed. Total = 7

DAMN!! ranting

Originally posted by Mist
no no no...see, the left cow hasnt dropped yet. this is absurd.

5 points for mistaking a testicle for a cow.

Originally posted by shellie
Im in really amazing company here

One point for saying 'in', -1 for saying 'here'.

Originally posted by Fellatio
DAMN!! ranting

-1.

Kurrent Karma Kickback Ktandings

1)lil bitchiness = 13
1)Fellatio = 14

2)Cinemaddiction = 12

3)Dave123 = 9

4)The Tired Hiker = 5

5)Mist = 4

6)Korri = 3

7)grey fox = 2

8)Jedi_KnightAlly = 1
8)Bardock42 = 1
8)Rob Owns You = 1
8)The Biker Scout = 1
8)shellie = 1

9)Fionnuala = 0
9)Phoenix Aska = 0
9)Clovie = 0
9)silver_tears = 0

10)dark1365 = -2

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
-1.

YAY I lost a point! 💃

Originally posted by Fellatio
YAY I lost a point! 💃
I have 0 points 😛