A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair...given that you are blind...that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do youstill wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares...
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."