A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake

Hey, check this one out!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper says, "you have a drink called Steve?"

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, but seriously, I just told the joke here at work and everyone loved it, especially the blondes! 😄

revenge this is funny too.

Originally posted by Mainstream
revenge this is funny too.

Nice! 😱

The joke's funny man! 😆 But confused about the bit when he says "Not if I gonna have to explain five times."

clapping Nice one!!!!! hysterical

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Cute smilie.

i feel bad for my mom a1 lol

Hehe... very good

Originally posted by Bun Bun
i feel bad for my mom a1 lol

I just wish it had been a true story. 🙁

Originally posted by Sun Ce
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair...given that you are blind...that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do youstill wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares...

"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

great joke! now tell the one about the blind man getting his ass beat in a ladies bar.

Originally posted by Blue Dragon
The joke's funny man! 😆 But confused about the bit when he says "Not if I gonna have to explain five times."

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
How can you think it's funny if you didn't understand the punchline?

Ahh dunno...hammer

The five times bit was because they were all blonde.

I understand it now!

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Originally posted by eggmayo
The five times bit was because they were all blonde.

Originally posted by eggmayo
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