The Tired Hiker will tell you who you are in the magic goblin world!

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
Me! 😱

You are called Balashak! Also known in cosmic communities as The Entity. You may possibly be the most powerful being in all the galaxy known to elf and man alike! You are a soldier for Galahan, the tamer of the cosmos, who has sent you to save Halsbrek from the clutches of the evil Nebekor! If you complete your mission, you will be awarded the widowed kingdom of Cloudula where you will rule in luxury and fame! Your favorite sexual position is the screaming beaver! 🙂

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
😱 Do me when you get back!.......you know what i mean 🙄

Okay . . . if you say so! 😬

Bends xLiNdSx622x over and does her from behind! 😄

😆

No, but seriously Linds, I'll hook you up later. I gotta go home now and smoke a bunch of cigarettes since I'm quitting after today! smoke

Good luck with that

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
You are Nebekor! You have the most intense breath in all the wizarding world! As a young wizard you were banned from Snogheart's School of Sorcery for having such bad breath. Since then you have turned to evil and in the warm season you lurk near Snogheart's smelling up the school, making learning hard for future wizards. You will be beckoned by the Hedge Queen when she makes her return to the living world, you will be her right hand man and possibly the heir to her thrown! Your favorite sexual position is the upsidedown orphan maker! 🙂

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Don't worry, I'll get to you! I have quite a load of people before you though, but okay . . . I'll tell you now!

You are/were the Hedge Queen! You lived for three hundred years before you hallucenated that you were a pheonix and jumped to your death! What no one knows is that you are still alive in spirit form and your powers are even stronger than ever! You now have the ability to overtake someone's soul and control them without them knowing! This will gain you even more power when you take over the Emerald City of Tantalsman! Your favorite sexual position is the potato spud jack hammer! 🙂

Okay, now I gotta go edit some crap. 😬

me!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
You are called Balashak! Also known in cosmic communities as The Entity. You may possibly be the most powerful being in all the galaxy known to elf and man alike! You are a soldier for Galahan, the tamer of the cosmos, who has sent you to save Halsbrek from the clutches of the evil Nebekor! If you complete your mission, you will be awarded the widowed kingdom of Cloudula where you will rule in luxury and fame! Your favorite sexual position is the screaming beaver! 🙂

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Okay . . . if you say so! 😬

Bends xLiNdSx622x over and does her from behind! 😄

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
😱 Do me when you get back!.......you know what i mean 🙄

Hello Sebrilla! 😄 You are extremely powerful and gaining more power than you will ever know, understand, or even use. First off, your future lover and partner in life, cosmos, and extraterrestrial ventures will be the one and only Balashak, Keeper of the Cosmos. Your power depends on where you are in the galaxy. Different environments allow you different abilities in different places at different times. When amongst the Ice Dwarves, whom you saved from the clutches of the dreaded Zilgor, father of future nymph princess Yodeliza of the Alabameron forest, you played a key role in your ability to suspend yourself high in the trees, able to attack with your fire throw! Yes, you could emit fire from your hands in that environment!

On the plateaus of Okanali, you were able to turn sand into water, allowing Merwing, the water wizard, to control the water and flood the enemy to death! Be careful with your powers, you never know what you'll be able to do day to day. 😉

Oh yeah, your favorite sexual position is the renegade llama! 🙂

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
I like my job..droolio SCREAMING BEAVER! 😂

Check out your relation to Linds. 😉 🙄

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Hello Sebrilla! 😄 You are extremely powerful and gaining more power than you will ever know, understand, or even use. First off, your future lover and partner in life, cosmos, and extraterrestrial ventures will be the one and only Balashak, Keeper of the Cosmos. Your power depends on where you are in the galaxy. Different environments allow you different abilities in different places at different times. When amongst the Ice Dwarves, whom you saved from the clutches of the dreaded Zilgor, father of future nymph princess Yodeliza of the Alabameron forest, you played a key role in your ability to suspend yourself high in the trees, able to attack with your fire throw! Yes, you could emit fire from your hands in that environment!

On the plateaus of Okanali, you were able to turn sand into water, allowing Merwing, the water wizard, to control the water and flood the enemy to death! Be careful with your powers, you never know what you'll be able to do day to day. 😉

Oh yeah, your favorite sexual position is the renegade llama! 🙂

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
..So your saying that I, will be her partner? 😖hifty:
I love this job... 😱

It's not really a job though, it's more of a unity of the two most powerful beings in the galaxy. 😬

😱 me! pick me! 😱

dude do me!

wait, that came out wrong..

Originally posted by Mist
😱 me! pick me! 😱

get in like budy! 😠 😛

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
It's not really a job though, it's more of a unity of the two most powerful beings in the galaxy. 😬

Originally posted by shellie
me too please 🙂

You are Anella, the mistress of dreams. You can drift anything you can imagine into the mind of any creature capable of dreaming in their sleep. Your power can allow you to remind warriors to fight harder, soldiers to battle to their deaths, and kings to decide what they will make their realm. Basically you have the power to persuade organisms to act on their dreams! By controlling what they dream, this makes you one of the most powerful beings in the world! Also, no one even knows your secret, except king Galahan, who you seduced right under the nose of his best warrior, Balashak. Your favorite sexual position is the flaming leotard! 🙂

😂 😂

How many threads are there like this? Time for my try. If you tell me mine, I'll show my whole porn collection.

Originally posted by HimoKun
😂 😂

How many threads are there like this? Time for my try. If you tell me mine, I'll show my whole porn collection.