The Tired Hiker will tell you who you are in the magic goblin world!

Originally posted by IceWithin
me!

Hello, Merwing! You are the most physically fit and possibly one of the most dangerous creatures ever known by any living being. You live in the water! Oceans, rivers, lakes, you can do it all! While you can survive on the surface for several days, you must always return to water with equal time, in order to survive. Not to worry though, you rarely leave the water ever. It's a bit sad I must tell you . . . your true love is Yodeliza, the forest Nymph. The two of you shared wild times in the battle of Tassleworth, with the always entertaining, Klandokmoo The Eater. The love that you and Yodeliza shared became a burden on you both since she was meant for the forest, and you the water. Occasionally, you cross paths and streams, but both of you know it could never last for ever. Environmentally challenged love is a harsh fact of life.

Your powers, you can breathe under, manipulate, and become water! Your favorite sexual position is the backwards salmon! 🙂

Originally posted by Mist
😱 me! pick me! 😱

Hello, Galahan! You have a sad sad fate, but not to worry, you will eventually venture to the end of the dawn of time and give a new birth to a new world. In this life, however, you perish. 😬

Basically you are God. You can do whatever you want, whenever you want, however you want, and you decide everyone's fate at any given moment, and at any given time, even your own! When the present world ends, you are alone. It takes eternities for you to dissolve and create knew cosmos, but you achieve this in time and your life will be fulfilling once again. In a nutshell, all of this is about you!

Favorite sexual position . . . the back breaker. 🙂

oh im god now? 😎 excellent...

Originally posted by HimoKun
😂 😂

How many threads are there like this? Time for my try. If you tell me mine, I'll show my whole porn collection.

You are Splintarico! You have the amazing ability to fly! You are an assest to all man, elf, dwarve, troll, and wizardkind because it is you, and you only, who can survive in outerspace, hence; you are the only direct communication link between Crearth and the cosmos! Galahan never would have known your world existed if it weren't for you. Galahan is your best friend and you will be the first to know his secret. 😉 Your favorite sexual position is the golden shower! 🙂

Okay, I'm all caught up! Anyone else? I actually might write out the entire story involving all of the characters so you can all see how you tie in together! 😉