2 word story

The rules are every person can only write two words per post once it gets really long it gets hilarious.

There once

was a

retarded kid

who ate

a big

fat pig.

Without realizing

how little

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pigs squeal

because he

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There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli

*shrugs*
my lotr reference

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was

kissing eowyn

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the

Mistle toe

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went

crazy and

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie