There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her FOURTEEN TIMES
alright calm down haha! But that doesn't make sense coz I meant in order to smack her...like father or something coz she can't slap herself 😕 well she can but ya know haha.... i'll add two words before so it makes sense 😄
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond he's
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond he's your guts which are
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with orc breath
😑 so far this is making absolutely no sense whatsoever
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with orcs breath and Shelobs'
Originally posted by Fëanor
😑 so far this is making absolutely no sense whatsoever
Haha it doesn't matter!
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo"
(hahaha 😐)
(Is the girl Eowyn cos im confused?!)
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo" So, Eowyn
(Is the girl Eowyn cos im confused?!)
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."
So, Eowyn saw Legolas
(i've no idea 🤨 )
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."
So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."
So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."
So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll