Goku vs Clark Kent

Started by PrettyboyTom8 pages

Ken Shiro doesn't so much as have to raise a hand in battle, does he.

So all this is settled then? Superman and Goku would both lose against Ken Shiro.

🙂 ah'm happy wid dat playa

Originally posted by PrettyboyTom
So all this is settled then? Superman and Goku would both lose against Ken Shiro.

🙂 ah'm happy wid dat playa

Amen to that! Ken shiro needs only gaze to flatten them both 😉

Originally posted by LarrySanders
Amen to that! Ken shiro needs only gaze to flatten them both 😉

🙄

i want clark to win so bad but it's so obvious goku kicks ass seeing that goku has five stages now all goku has to do is kao-kin and whoop clarks ass if not he always has 2 and he ain't getting past 2 but if he somehow does goku has super saiyan 5 i seen him in it he's unstopple he killed kid buu in seconds it was awesome

I don't buy Goku.. I think he's a fraud

no way he's no fraud but just saying figureing that clark is real but has no powers then again clark could win goku has a weakness if u ahve't notice he can't use to much of his power so clark could win too

Originally posted by PrettyboyTom
I don't buy Goku.. I think he's a fraud

what the hell does that even mean?

how the hell is he a fraud??

Originally posted by PrettyboyTom
I don't buy Goku.. I think he's a fraud

dontgetit Can you buy Goku?

Deck, Anomaly, It was a figure of speech - do you understand what that means?

That's not figurative speech 😆

Inspectd'uh D'uheck. Solvahing d'uh misteri. Com-unikation Probum..... D'uhahhhhh.. Crahime ceeeeen.

Why do I bother speaking with people like you? Why do I even bother????????

errr, whatever man, leave then if you dont wanna "talk" to us...cause your just an a whole different plateau of intelligence then the rest of us right....i mean i can see it, your way smarter then anyone I've ever met. actually now that i think about it, you might as well leave these forums completely cause no one on KMC could possibly be capable of even understanding that your talking about.

right everyone? i mean geeze, what do we know? in comparison i'd guess pretty well nothing.

😂

Originally posted by PrettyboyTom
Inspectd'uh D'uheck. Solvahing d'uh misteri. Com-unikation Probum..... D'uhahhhhh.. Crahime ceeeeen.

Why do I bother speaking with people like you? Why do I even bother????????

Explain how that's figurative speech, and I'll give you a cookie! 😱

After this, I'm not going to bother.....

your way smarter then anyone I've ever met.
😕

Thanks, but *you* used "your" out of context (use a dictionary and find out the right way to use it), therefore *your* grammar is trashed/defiled/violated. LoooosAH. bangin

Explain how that's figurative speech, and I'll give you a cookie!

Okay, simpleton, just this once (since you're so keen to learn): "I don't buy Goku"; what that means is, "I think he's a JOKE". "he is a fraud" is my allegorical term for: "he's too far fetched to be even considered as a viable opponent for Superman, as Superman is a far more believable 'character' than someone who can 'blow up a solar system with nothing more than a thought or a stupid Ryu-like fireball move. It's farrrrrrr fetched. Way more so than Superman, as he is still subject to believable boundaries, e.g. he cannot blow up solar systems. 😄 Dragonball reminds me of my childhood years, where I'd play cops and robbers with friends and they'd still get up after being shot a thousand times in the chest and come back with a, "I'm wearing super-sonic anti-bullet protective shields". C'mon!

"I don't buy Goku" *is* figurative - what would make you say it's not? Answer: you do not comprehend allegorical terms. Since I know why you do not comprehend, I already have the answer to my own question; that is why I gave it. I'm explaining more to you than I should bother to and it's probably all going to waste, but what the heck! it's xmas! 🙂.

Hope that's cleared things up for you. Keep your cookie though, sport. You have a hole where that could go, I suggest you shove it in there.

Merry Xmas.. and do take time out to read my disclaimer hysterical

One more thing..

you might as well leave these forums completely cause no one on KMC could possibly be capable of even understanding that your talking about.

That is why you should make good use of those free online dictionaries!
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Way more so than Superman, as he is still subject to believable boundaries, e.g. he cannot blow up solar systems.

Superman? Believable? *more* believable, maybe, but anyone that finds an alien from the planet krypton who happens to look just like a human believable is insane. Factor in that this alien happens to be able to superspeed, fly, shoot fricking lasers out of his eyes, use super strength, use super breath, and that whole deal about being basically invulnerable save for green rocks from his home planet, and it gets even less "believable". Hell, the man Goes back in time by making Earth spin backwards. This, of course, is perfectly believable. Righto.

mtryder, just like all the others on this forum, you misunderstand. Ah, you're from the United States - that explains it!

Goku is extremely OTT (over-the-top) and that's my point. I'm not saying Superman is believable, or even *more* believable as you say "maybe" [more believable] to. By even suggesting to any extent that Superman is more real than Goku in fact farts on your whole attempt to correct me. See, you just agreed with me by 'insinuating' Goku is less believable than Superman because Goku is indeed, OVER THE TOP.

I urge you for your own good to read carefully what I say in my posts - it is quick to jump to your own conclusions and trip yourself over your own fat head (as you just did) as a result of not doing just that. Contrary to what your ignorance *may* lead you to believe, I DO realise Superman does some fantastical things, but NOTHING to the extremes of GOKU's stupidly exaggerated powers of taking out planets and solar systems and god knows what other stupid things like that (as I pointed out earlier!!).

How can you compare some wacky animation like Goku to an art craft of an on-going story in the Superman legacy? Goku's world is crazy, absurd and retarded. Comparing Dragonball to Superman is like comparing Super Mario Bros to Batman and analysing both in a one on one fight and trying to determine an outcome. Ri-god-damn-diculous. So Mario would win cos he'd get his racoon cap and take off in the air and eat a magic mushroom that would make him super GIANT racoon and then he'd come down on Batman like a ton of bricks from the skies, flattening him into the pavement. DON'T BE STUPID! They're too different to be compared. Mario escapes believable boundaries into super-absurdity to ensure victory over Batman, in much the same way Goku would to ensure victory over Superman.

ENOUGH OF THIS BACKLASH WHEN I'M CLEARLY IN THE RIGHT!

Originally posted by PrettyboyTom
Okay, simpleton, just this once (since you're so keen to learn): "I don't buy Goku"; what that means is, "I think he's a JOKE". "he is a fraud" is my allegorical term for: "he's too far fetched to be even considered as a viable opponent for Superman, as Superman is a far more believable 'character' than someone who can 'blow up a solar system with nothing more than a thought or a stupid Ryu-like fireball move. It's farrrrrrr fetched. Way more so than Superman, as he is still subject to believable boundaries, e.g. he cannot blow up solar systems. 😄

"I don't buy Goku" *is* figurative - what would make you say it's not? Answer: you do not comprehend allegorical terms. Since I know why you do not comprehend, I already have the answer to my own question; that is why I gave it. I'm explaining more to you than I should bother to and it's probably all going to waste, but what the heck! it's xmas! 🙂.

Hope that's cleared things up for you. Keep your cookie though, sport. You have a hole where that could go, I suggest you shove it in there.

Merry Xmas.. and do take time out to read my disclaimer hysterical

So you think Goku would beat Clark?

Originally posted by PrettyboyTom
[B]mtryder, just like all the others on this forum, you misunderstand. Ah, you're from the United States - that explains it!

Goku is extremely OTT (over-the-top) and that's my point. I'm not saying Superman is believable, or even *more* believable as you say "maybe" [more believable] to. By even suggesting to any extent that Superman is more real than Goku in fact farts on your whole attempt to correct me. See, you just agreed with me by 'insinuating' Goku is less believable than Superman because Goku is indeed, OVER THE TOP.

I urge you for your own good to read carefully what I say in my posts - it is quick to jump to your own conclusions and trip yourself over your own fat head (as you just did) as a result of not doing just that. Contrary to what your ignorance *may* lead you to believe, I DO realise Superman does some fantastical things, but NOTHING to the extremes of GOKU's stupidly exaggerated powers of taking out planets and solar systems and god knows what other stupid things like that (as I pointed out earlier!!).

How can you compare some wacky animation like Goku to an art craft of an on-going story in the Superman legacy? Goku's world is crazy, absurd and retarded. Comparing Dragonball to Superman is like comparing Super Mario Bros to Batman and analysing both in a one on one fight and trying to determine an outcome. Ri-god-damn-diculous. So Mario would win cos he'd get his racoon cap and take off in the air and eat a magic mushroom that would make him super GIANT racoon and then he'd come down on Batman like a ton of bricks from the skies, flattening him into the pavement. DON'T BE STUPID! They're too different to be compared. Mario escapes believable boundaries into super-absurdity to ensure victory over Batman, in much the same way Goku would to ensure victory over Superman.

ENOUGH OF THIS BACKLASH WHEN I'M CLEARLY IN THE RIGHT! [/B

Ermmm....there are FAR more absurd things in other American comics then Goku man. (btw Goku never does actually blow up any planets, he could however do so effortlessly)

The cosmic beings in marvel are WAYYYY more over the top then Goku ever was or could be. Seriously man, think about things before you say them.

Sure Goku and Superman are indeed different, but not so different that one cannot compare them. (your Mario Batman analogy is absurd and untrue in a comparison of Superman vs. Goku)

Goku would ensure victory over Superman because he is stronger. In the same way that Galactus would ensure victory over Spiderman.

The problem here (in comparing Goku vs. Supes) lies not in the fact that Goku is absurd in character and world. The problem is the power difference between Goku and Superman is absurd. Just as the power difference between Galactus and Spiderman is absurd. If someone asked "who wins, Spiderman or Galactus?". Thats an absolutely ridiculously pointless question. Galactus has more power in his pinky finger then Spiderman could have if you multiplied his power by 500.

This is the same for Goku vs. Superman. Goku could in technical terms blow up a planet with no effort in his normal state (not powered up at all, so in an "at rest state"😉 by looking at a planet, no finger, nothing, he could destroy planets so easily its insane, almost ridiculous, but its still true. Superman in comparison to power like that, is nothing. Sure hes fast and strong and very very hard to kill, but he can be hurt, and killed. Doomsday showed us this, and Goku could again basically look at Doomsday and kill him.

Its just not possible for Superman to win this fight, Goku is on a far higher plateau of power then Superman is. Thats why a battle between Superman and Goku seems absurd.