Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

[SENTRY]

"Spectre, your power as well as the Presence have no say in the Dark Dimension. You and your master hold no power over the TOAA's creations."

"Why would you waste your time on someone who gets his a$$ beat by a human almost on a regular basis?"

"cough 'Dormammu' 😈 cough"

"I am not afraid of you feebs, for I am omnipotent, I am immortal, I am the Sentry..."

"Oh by the way, I'm hungry... Rib Eye Steak(Medium), Two Eggs Over Easy, and a side of Hasbrowns. For my drink I'll take a pitcher of Vanilla Coke."

Actually I am to hungrey can I have double what the Sentry is having.

"Meh, I'll have an nice steak. Anything is fine."

"I, The Dread Dormammu, would like a fat burger with
cheddar and bleu cheese, Lee & Perrin's Worcestershire Sauce,
tomato, onion, and lettuce on the side."

"Then again, my drink would be nice....!"

"Hey Sentry (wife-killer), what's up?"
"I, The Dread Dormammu, hear you been moping in a prison cell
listening to Disintigration by The Cure backwards on repeat.....how ya doin?"

[SENTRY]

"The Void killed my wife... I was spending my time in jail because I felt guilty about it. How I never should have drank that serum... 'Sigh'..."

"How's your woman? Isn't Dr. Strange banging her?"

"If you want to make something out of it, it's your move. I am not a mere mortal of the likes of Strange. Be forewarned, if you challenge me, I WILL END YOU..."

"So speaks the Sentry... So it shall be done... For I am omnipotent, I am immortal, I am the Sentry..."

"I, The Dread Dormammu, would rather have my absinthe and
burger first, before any such cosmic confrontations.....

"I, The Dread Dormammu, am rather pissed about this whole
Dr. Strange banging my niece bit. Clea is my niece, not wife.
Umar's my sister. I, The Dread Dormammu, think he banged her too.
God, that sucks. I, The Dread Dormammu, am gonna go over to the
jukebox and play Disintigration by The Cure......."

(turns the Sentry's left testicle to a frog for 3 seconds)

hee hee

Since Bishop's gone ill take over as bartender again cuz im the co-owner.

*hands Dormammu his absinthe*

"Thank you kindly for the absinthe you Shi'ar mortally mohawked heathen."

Heck, I'd pay to see Sentry and Dormammu go at it. My money would be on Sentry, but it might be interesting. I mean, if Sentry's the greatest Earth hero, that would put him above Strange. And if I heard right, Strange is banging pretty much every known relative of Dormammu...so Sentry's probably a bit higher.

Bartender, a drink please...just some milk. 2% if you have it.

*plays "Seargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" on the jukebox and sits back down*

I aint givin u no milk, u pansy! Ask for a real drink!

Geez! Since when is milk not a real drink? I don't always need to be sloshed.

Smirnoff Black Cherry then.

[SENTRY]

"You turned Deathurge's left nut into a toad for 3 seconds you fool. Your magic bounced off me and hit Deathurge."

"Your feeble magic isn't as powerful here as it is in your own realm O Dreaded B!tch... If you think you got what it takes to battle the power of a million exploding suns, then bring it! 😈"

"Burrrppp!!! Excuse me... Breakfast was good, but now I want lunch. Give me a 1/2 pound burger topped with Avocados, Swiss Cheese, and Sliced Mushrooms, a side of seasoned fries, and a pitcher of cherry coke this time. Make it snappy."

Originally posted by Sentry

and a pitcher of cherry coke this time.

Hahaha! Can't believe it's actually catching on.

Good choice my friend!

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Hahaha! Can't believe it's actually catching on.

Good choice my friend!

[SENTRY]

"I like it. For real. I have a cases of the stuff in my garage. 😄"

*News Broadcast from overhead TV...meanwhile, throughout the multiverse, thousands of villians are finally get away with their crimes because the heroes of the universe are chilling at this pub. In other news, The Void swallows Earth...Sentry nowhere to be found...Shi'Ar Empire falls apart, Gladiator chooses serving tables instead of serving Queens...Stark Enterprises collapses...and thousands of worshippers on DC Earth throw themselves to their deaths because 'God' is no longer present...now over to Sports...Bob...*

Nice idea Bishop...the multiverse is falling apart, but at least we're not thirsty.

P.S. Me too Sentry...the stuff's like liquid crack...but legal

"Damn those blasted Mindless Ones. They're screwin' my $hit up again. Gotta go"

"We'll continue this later you lame yellow-wearin' Superman rip-off."
"I, The Dread Dormammu, bet you'd need a Crimson Band of Cytorrak
just to keep it up!"

"Later mortal cretins!"

*hands Tick his smirnoff*

here's ur smirnoff. Now thats real man's drink.

Hello Mohawk Man I put in the good word for ya with the presence now can i have a Bud Lite.

Yea here ya go.

*hands Spectre a cold bud lite right out of the fridge*