Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

(appearing in a swirl of magic smoke)

"I, The Dread Dormammu, need some absinthe, barkeep!"
"A reality-altering dimenional ruler like myself needs a crap-load
of that hallucinagenic drink just to feel a tingle!!!"

"So how's it hanging puny mortals?"

*Takes over Bartending again*

Does anyone want anything else to drink?

"More absinthe you mohawked queen-serving Shi'ar dog!!"
"Thanks."

[SENTRY]

"The Sentry is back..."

"Nice try Tony, but like I said before, the Presence has no power over the TOAA's creations...I whooped the Void's a$$ and sent him over to the Dark Dimension with the help of Strange of course."

"Dormammu and him will get along great together. 😄 "

"Hey, Shiar! I'm hungry... Get me two orders of a 12 ounce Beef Wellington, with a mushroom Bearnaise sauce, with a side of steamed jasmine rice, and baby vegetables sauteed in white wine, butter and capers. For a drink let me get a p!tcher of cherry coke."

"Dude, my boss could SO beat your ass. So could I. Wanna spar?"

*hands Dormammu some more absinthe*

*hands Sentry his beef and coke*

Nice ta have ya back Sentry. Ill make ya a deal. If u whoop Dormammu's ass outside for me right now you'lll get this meal free. So wattaya say?

"Hey Sentry (wife-wannabe-killer), thanks for sending the Void my way!"
"He's one stand-up fella, let me, The Dread Dormammu, tell ya!"
"After a few 100 more absinthe's, me, The Dread Dormammu, and Void
are gonna invade earth with an army of Mindless Ones dressed in
Victoria's Secret lingerie and Lee press-on adamantium claws painted red!!"

"More absinthe, this reality here is rather dull for one such as I, The Dread Dormammu."

So Sentry, are u gonna take me up on my offer?

*hands Dormammu the whole bottle of Absinthe this way he shuts up*

Thats all the Absinthe we got, so drink it wisely.

"Thank you so kindly you Shi'ar rabid son-of-a-mohawked dog-queen!"
"This bottle should do just fine. I, The Dread Dormammu, will even play
some Sex Pistols and Clash on the jukebox for your punk-ass mohawked-self."

"Whoa....I, The Dread Dormammu, think that absinthe is working it's magic, baby!!"
"I, The Dread Dormammu, swear I, The Dread Dormammu, see
a blonde-haired yellow-suited Supercabanaboy right there....!"
"Good stuff this absinthe. I, The Dread Dormammu, can see
why it's banned in America, Asgard, and Wisconsin."

Hey guys what's up sorry I haven't been around lately. Professor X sent this on this mission and we got kidnapped (so many contrived, repetitious plots) and I just got back. What'll ya have Dormammu?

"Gladiator alread got me, The Dread Dormammu, a full bottle of absinthe."
"Good Stuff."

thanx for4 takin over Bishop, i was really getting tired.

No prob Gladiator but you should never get tired. You can fly like at 100 times the speed of light right?

"Hold that bottle of absinthe for me, The Dread Dormammu.
Duty to my Dark Dimension calls."

(leaves obscure gold coins at bar then vanishes
in a blaze of magic-looking inks and colors)

Originally posted by Bishop X
No prob Gladiator but you should never get tired. You can fly like at 100 times the speed of light right?

Yea but i didnt get alot of sleep last night cuz i was up all night getting jiggy wit Lilandra.

Originally posted by armandovalles
So Sentry, are u gonna take me up on my offer?

[SENTRY]

"If I kick Dormammu's a$$, my food is free huh?"

"Hey pumpkinhead! Sentry's going to beat you senseless!"

(Sentry grabs Dormammu by the neck when he's not paying attention, and drags Dormammu outside and proceeds to beat him senseless. When it's all over, Dormammu's physical form is left in a gooey puddle of ecto-plasmic energy. Of course Dormammu doesn't die, it's nearly impossible to completely destroy him. He'll reform himself within an hour, and he'll be pi$$ed.)

"So Shiar, my food's one the house right."

Originally posted by armandovalles
Yea but i didnt get alot of sleep last night cuz i was up all night getting jiggy wit Lilandra.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Sentry
[SENTRY]

"If I kick Dormammu's a$$, my food is free huh?"

"Hey pumpkinhead! Sentry's going to beat you senseless!"

(Sentry grabs Dormammu by the neck when he's not paying attention, and drags Dormammu outside and proceeds to beat him senseless. When it's all over, Dormammu's physical form is left in a gooey puddle of ecto-plasmic energy. Of course Dormammu doesn't die, it's nearly impossible to completely destroy him. He'll reform himself within an hour, and he'll be pi$$ed.)

"So Shiar, my food's one the house right."

Yup its free. Even though im not bartending anymore. Hey Bishop, Sentry's next entire meal is for free. We had a deal.

"yo Sentry.... haven't seen you at the last couple of AA meetings...... and now i find you in a bar?!?! ...... what's up with that?"