Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

Why me, What did I do ask the Joker, I came in to get some drinks. This is a Super Villians/heros club, I ran into old Bat boy not to long ago.

Originally posted by armandovalles
hey Bishop can i get a smirnoff green apple. Thanx.

Aaaah. A change of pace aye Gladiator?

*Hands Glads a smirnoff green apple, get himself a smirnoff ice.*

Ahhh!!! So tasty. 😄

Ivy to joker: "Where did you see batman at? "

Joker look and think, mmm about 3 pages down lol. or was it 5?? Well I saw him earler.

Ivy: "And i missed him. What a shame"

So Ivy, how about a little me and you??? a little kissy kissy. said the Joker, You can replace my moll Harley.

Ivy: "Sure let me put on my lip stick first"

Ok Ivy said the Joker in a drucking state, but I lived thown a dump in a vat of toxics, I know I can lived though a kiss with you.

Ivy: "Put this toxin is just for you joker"

*she puts on her lip stick*

Did I tell you I fought Batman over 1000000 times, Joker, being sneaky puts a plastic lip on his lips.

Ivy: "I know. You never shut up about it"

*she goes over to give him a kiss, and pull him down. Then pulls out her perfume, and sprays it in his mouth*

[SENTRY]

" I sense danger... Galactus the Devourer of worlds is approaching... I shall stop him!"

"Shadowcat... Ivy... I'm sorry, I must go and deal with Galactus. Take care of each other you two 😍 If that feeb Joker gives you any trouble, I'll squash him when I get back."

(Sentry flies off faster that than the speed of light Swooosshh!!!)

Shadowcat: *waves bye*

Ivy: *watches him leave, but is to interested in seeing what her prefume did to the joker*

Well that was nice said Ivy, as the Joker sprays Ivy with his Smilx.

Ivy: *Starts smiling and looking all weird now thanks to the joker*

Shadowcat: "That was not nice"

Joker smile and said, I loved to see you smile Ivy, now we both need meds for the toxics we spray on each other.

I trade my cure, for your cure.

Ivy: *starts laughing.. "if you don't get ours soon you will die, and I think a trade would be good."*

They trade the cures and lived.

Ivy: "Where is everyone?"

the Spectre wakes up from his Vodka induced nap "what did I miss."