Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

Started by long pig83 pages

Do I?
-evil laugh--drinks whiskey- I've turned a whole planet into my personal Cosmic K greenhouse!

-cough- -cough- why? you needin' a hook up?
Hello spectre, hows your master? Still mad I took his position last year?

"What's up Thanos? Oh, right, I forgot something."

*Drags an corpse, with the words "Will You Marry Me" cut into it, from the outside.*

"Here is your "love letter". Death asked me to sent it back to you."

*thanos*

So, she liked it huh? 🙂

Lord Thanos demands the tv to be changed to MTV! I need to see the new Ashlee Simpson episode!

"Nah, she hated it. But this time, she sent it back without an nuclear bomb jammed in inside, so I guess that this is an improvement..."

Originally posted by newjak86
The Spectre would like some Vodka if you don't mind sir Bishop.

*Hands Spectre some Vodka.* Enjoy Spectre. 😄

Thank you sir and Thanos you keep at it.
Eventually you'll win her over.

Yea Thanos, she'll cave, just like Storm did! 😉 And I got my eye on that little Monet St. Croix... (who may or may not be my grandma).

"Dude...isn't she like 25 years younger then you? And if she is your grandma...that would be an new type of incest..."

*Ivy walks back in , and looks around see's it looks dull. Decides to spice it up a little bit, and throws some of her seeds on the ground, and hudge plants start growing everywhere*

Originally posted by Sentry
[SENTRY]
(Sentry sees Poison Ivy)

"What brings you to a place like this? 😉 Hey Bartender, get her a drink, on me!" 🍺

Originally posted by Sentry
[SENTRY]

(Stares at Ivy's beautiful light green figure 😍 )

"Anything you want Ivy, it's yours. I'll even take care of that pesky Bat for you."

(Ivy whispers something into Sentry's ear)

"What, you wanna leave? Where are we going? What? It's a secret? Ok."

(Ivy whispers into Sentry's ear again)

"What? Harley Quinn wants to come along for the ride? No problem."

"💃 "

*puts on some of her deadly perfume on*

"I'd love a drink" say Ivy grinning

[SENTRY]

"Don't look so upset 🙁 Cheer up. 😉 "

"Oh, by the way, I'm practically invulnerable, and your "deadly perfume" won't work on me..."

"But your eyes and your figure are enchanting 😍"

Yes they are hey Ivy how about a date with the.....one......the only........Spectre.

*Looks disppointed*

"Can't blame a girl for trying" say Ivy

*Looks over at Spectre*

" It depends. What do i get in return?" says Ivy

I'll put in good word for ya with God himself.

"I don't care about that" says Ivy

Then I got nothing except a massive d**k under my cloak.
turns around and drinks more Vodka.

"Don't care about that either" says Ivy

*yawns*

Didn't think so.
Got nothin then.
Bishop get me two more bottles of Vodka.

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
"Don't care about that either" says Ivy

*yawns*

[SENTRY]

"Don't let that fool Spectre sway you into doing things you don't want too."

"What do you want? I'll get it. I'll Do it. In return for just a moment of your time. That is all I ask."