Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

Shut up, Spectre, or u shall be forbidden to LIVE!

Only tthe presence can take my life my mohawk friend.
Anyway sit and watch the rodeo so it does not happen agian.

fine, i feel bad, so ill go get u a new bull after i finish te rest of my shots.

*takes another 25 shots, now p*ss drunk*

*flies out to get another bull, comes back 10 seconds later witha real bull!*

here u go.

*drops the bull and lest it run free, not realizing it is a real one, not mechanical cuz hes so drunk.*

*Spectre seeing how drunk he is jumps behind bar*
"Don't worry it's me Bishop with a green cloak."
* Takes a few bottles of Vodka the some Bud Lites runs out door drinks them then comes back in.*

*comes back to his senses, sees the bull destroying the bar, yells for someone to get the bull out of here cuz hes too weak after being drunk*

*Spectre is now drunk to sees bull and tries to jump on his back but instead gets gored in the stomach*

After getting gored decides it is time for him to take a nap passes out drunk.
(see ya man gotta go to bed.)

see ya later.

Yea I'm playing my Gamecube on the bigscreen today. Ever played Super Mario Sunshine and RE4 drunk?

{Iron Man}

*returns from another day of babysitting the New Avengers and trying to sleep with MJ*

"damn.... new TV... cool..... whassat..... 65'? yeah.... it's about half the size of the little one i have in my kitchen"

*sees bull running around knocking over tables*

"who let Dormammu's mother in here?"

*wakes up from nap the hole in stomach healed.*
" Hey Metal One how are you"

Can't complain..... well.... i can complain.... but when you're rich no-one ever believes that your life can be just as annoying as theirs..... so i hire people to kill those non-believers... then hire other people to clean it up"

*smiles*

"being super-rich really is cool"

:: Deadpool walks in, naked except for his boots and gloves, and he is soaking wet. When everyone looks up, he holds up his hand to silence them, before speaking ::

Don't ask.

:: He plops down at the bar and orders whatever is on tap ::

Does that TV get lifetime? Golden Girls is on right about now, and I haven't had my Bea Arthur fix today...

Originally posted by Sentry
[Sentry]

"Ooohhhh it's Spectre!!!!(Sarcastic tone) I'm really scared!!!!!(Sarcastic Tone yet again)"

"Hey! Bishop, I'm hungry... Get me a rack of lamb, with a side of garlic mashed potatoes, and bottle of your best Merlot..."

"Looks at Spectre and thinks to himself: That Spectre guy really looks like a green lantern. Didn't he get punk'd by a street thug? By Shazam and his magical rock of eternity? What a pansy."

As I am the Presence I command the Spectre to take out the trash 😄

Spectre kills Sentry 😄

*Tick gets back from crying in the bathroom stall*

Sentry dead? Bea Arthur? I thought I was her only remaining fan. Good call, naked Deadpool.

NOOOOOOOO!!!! Sentryyyyy!!!!

He was a good guy. *sniff*

* Spectre sees what he has done to Sentry.*
" NOOOOOOO He was a good man who only wanted some booty."

Bring Sentry back Presence, or I'll get Thanos to summon the TOAA.

Originally posted by Sentry
I am The Sentry...

Rum & Coke please...

*Sniff.* *That was his first drink.*

Yes Sentry must be returned at once master.