Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

Started by vaya_the_elf83 pages

Kitty: *drinks some of her sprite*

Ivy: *highly bored.. wondered if any of these guys were rich*

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"hey.... you can't kill the Sentry.... i need him for my team..... what'll we do without our temporary Thor replacement?!?!?!"

"ok.... any of you Superman knockoffs.... or anyone else..... want to audition for a spot on the Avengers until Sentry comes back from the dead?"

Ummm... I'd like to be an Avenger. That Spider Woman is fyne. 😮

"ok... whadaya got?.... can you bend steel in your bare hands? fly? take hits from the Hulk?.... let me see your super-resume"

Well, I can absorb virtually all types of energy. I took a blast from Onslaught, took a punch from the Juggernaut and can blast through steel with my force blasts.

"hmmmmmm........... ok.....pop quiz hotshot

you're in a bank without any superbuddies
six armed men storm in with automatic weapons
they demand money and threaten to kill hostages

what do you do hot shot?

what do you do?

question"

I pull my pants down and while they all stare in awe at my manhood, I fire a blast through the roof knocking the gunmen unconscious and in the process, make some more female friends. HA!!!!

"Here is my resume..."

Deathurge is a wraith-like superhuman entity, whose origin is unknown, who appears to be a messenger of death. Deathurge can fly at great speeds, become intangible at will, and draw forth from his non-reflective ebony body a variety of simple weaponry such as spears, axes, and bows and arrows. These weapons, also non-reflective black, appear to be made of the same unknown substance as Deathurge's body. When these weapons strike Deathurge's target, the target dies, a blackness spreading from the spot where the weapon bloodlessly struck and passed through the target's body. If the weapon happens to pass through someone other than Deathurge's target, that person will feel the sensation of numbing coldness but will not blacken or die. Deathurge's targets are apparently only those who have at least to some degree craved death and oblivion.

"the Avengers is serious son.... you, and any other applicant, will have to show you have what it takes to join..... unlike the rest of the current line up!"

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
"Here is my resume..."

ok... same question about the bank/gunmen...GO!

"Uh...thorw shurikens from my own body at them...killing them..."

:: Pulls the bowl of peanuts infront of himself and plays with them ::

Poor tormented peanuts, I shall smite you cruel shell!

:: He smashes the shell and eats the peanuts inside ::

I bet they have sex when they meet in my stomach...

"the Avengers don't kill son (at least not openly in public).... you aren't doing well in the audition so far Mr Deathurge!"

Ahhh screw this, I'm gonna watch some Dr. Phil, Joker is on there today.

*Grabs a six pack a bag of tortilla's and salsa and sits the big lazy boy in front of the big screen HD tv.*

Would you like a spectre to join your ranks my friend i could be an Avenger?

I, Gladiator, the praetor of the royal galactic house of the shiar imperial guard, would like to be on your New Avengers team armored one. Do u accept me as Sentry's replacement?

Hey Mohawk Man how is it going get rid of the bull yet lol.

*grabs the bull by the horns, drags it outside and throws it as far as possible, therefore into space*

Now i have.

Cool so you applying for the Avenger job to huh.

I the Presence, feel i need not audition, as no one can beat me 😄 As I am god 😄