Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

*Hands Tony his THREE bottles of Vodka and cheese-onion crips.*

Eat up Stark.

Can I have a vodka and some more Bud Lite
thank You

"that's more like it"

-pours vodka into pint glass, fills it, downs a third of it-

"this place is great.... i hear we're now the doorway between multiple universes..... sounds good, but wont access be pissed off with you stealing his thunder like that? i mean c'mon.... it's not like he's got anything else going for him.... he can't even hold on to his girlfriend"

Originally posted by Scoobless
"that's more like it"

-pours vodka into pint glass, fills it, downs a third of it-

"this place is great.... i hear we're now the doorway between multiple universes..... sounds good, but wont access be pissed off with you stealing his thunder like that? i mean c'mon.... it's not like he's got anything else going for him.... he can't even hold on to his girlfriend"

fine.

*jumps behind the bar, grabs a half-empty bottle of grey goose, and chugs it all down*

thanx, i needed that.

*passes out*

Hey Metal Man now that I am the presence I need a group of heros to take over the jobs of the spectre. I would give anyone willing to join powerful upgrades.

Originally posted by newjak86
Can I have a vodka and some more Bud Lite
thank You

*Give Spectre more Bud-Lite and Vodka.*

Guys guess what...thanks to The Presence, I can see Storm and Rogue!!!!!!

"take over the Spectre's job?..... hmmm.... at the moment i prefer being my own boss and working my own hours....... convince me that it'd be a good move"

-realises he has to go give Bill Gates a wedgie-

"ok.... convince me tomorrow..... later guys"

Originally posted by armandovalles
fine.

*jumps behind the bar, grabs a half-empty bottle of grey goose, and chugs it all down*

thanx, i needed that.

*passes out*

You ok man???? 😛

Drinks Vodka and Bud Lite sees room start to spin and passes out.

Damn. Everyone is passing out.

*Checks everyone's pockets for valuables.*

Mmmm... Presence is a card carrying member of the Jar Jar fanclub.

🤨

Wakes up and snatches it.
Jar Jar was a very funny character ok so he wasn't but still he had his moments.
Anyway Bishop would you like to join my team of heros.
You get an upgrade beyond anything you can imagine.

*WAKES BACK UP*

Hey Presence, if u give me an uprgrade ill join ur team. Im very powerful already, like at Ego the Living Planet's level of power, but an uprgrage would be awesome and i would return the debt by working for ur new team. So how about it?

I will give you an upgrade.
How about this all your weaknesses to radiation are gone.
You are fully confident all the time.
Plus I will give you the power of teleportation.
I will also enhance your powers by 50%

yea, thats great. I am now a member of your team.

By the way, since I am the first to join ur team, i want to be considered the co-leader. Alright?

And also, what are we gonna cal this team? I think we should call it the JSU: Justice Society of the Universe. What do u think?

Oh and can u give me one more upgrade? it something i really want. (Alright, im just gonna come out and say it.) Can u erase from everyone mind the memory of my defeat at the hands of cannonball? thanx.

I was thinking God's Power but since you will be the leader you may name it what you want.
Now in the minds of everyone you destroyed cannonball

How about the JSOBMADN? Justice Society Of Bring Me A Drink Now. Scotch and water...on the rocks.

*plays 'Mr. Sandman' on jukebox*

Would you like to join my group Tick

Hmm...sure. Can I get a green ring that can make anything? Wait...that's already been done. How about the power of a million exploding suns? No...that sounds too dumb. I'll let you surprise me.

And we should just start calling Glads 'Gladiator Prime' He stole everything else from Superman...why not this too?

Correction Mohawk Man is now Gladiator the Punisher.
Now as for your upgrades.
I now give you the power to never have to eat or breath.
I increased your strength to hulk level but instead of your strength being linked to your rage it is linked to your silence.
The longer you go without talking the stronger you become.LOL
Also you are now completely indestructable.
You can also talk to goldfish.