Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

But...Grble.....*Tick shuts up, realizing his dilemma. He then walks over to the fish tank to talk to some goldfish, but realizes he can't do that either. As his muscles grow, however, and...um...other things grow, he soon forgets about the frustration of it all.*

shutup

You can telepathically talk to gold fish so it doesn't count.

Sweet. *begins having an intense conversation with a goldfish on the nature of God...who just gave me these powers*

And a Pepsi please, if there's a bartender around.

pepsi

*really just wanted to use that smiley*

So Tick how is your conversation with the goldfish.

Originally posted by newjak86
I was thinking God's Power but since you will be the leader you may name it what you want.
Now in the minds of everyone you destroyed cannonball

But Yea, i like the Name "God's Power", i just wanna change one thing. Instead of it just being called God's Power with no abbreviation, lets call it God's Powers United, the GPU, alright?

*jumps over bar*

okay, now that Bishop's gone, im taking over again. Can i get anyone anything to drink or eat?

"hmmmm.... i'm intrigued now........ what kind of upgrade would i be looking at here?"

The goldfish is actually a fscinating conversationist. Seems to know a lot about Dutch Indies gourmet cooking...and that's a topic that has always fascinated me. I've heard Dutch Indies BLT's are the best!

Who is this Whirlycrap Sentry why is he stealing my name. No Miraclemans still alive and ruling the world where good comic writers like Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman live 😄

Originally posted by Sentry
[SENTRY]

"I am The Sentry..."

"I cannot be killed by someone who as not created me..."

"The Spectre... The Presence... Have no power over me... I was created by Marvel's Supreme being the TOAA... Like I said before, The Spectre... The Presence... HAVE NO POWER OVER THE TOAA's CREATION's!!!!"

"I wasn't here because I was busy killing a weak girlish ex-hero named Miracleman... He was a waste of space and paper and a friend of my arch nemesis whirlycrap! I killed him and the b!tch writers that wrote about him."

"The Sentry is thirsty... Rum & Coke please"

Originally posted by armandovalles
But Yea, i like the Name "God's Power", i just wanna change one thing. Instead of it just being called God's Power with no abbreviation, lets call it God's Powers United, the GPU, alright?

"hmmmm.... i'm intrigued now........ what kind of upgrade would i be looking at here?"

For you i would give your armor major increases in power Metal Man.
First it would be able to repair itself so long as one piece of the suit remains.
Secondly Your brain would be able to link to your suit's computer directly.
Your suit is able to scan for anybodies weakness no matter what it is.
Also once your suit sees what your foes weakness is it automatically upgrades to take advantage of your oppenents weakness.
It can also become invisible to any being's senses making you unable to be detected.

* appearing in a blaze of colorful steve ditko artwork *

"It is I, The Dread Dormammu, here and get me a bourbon,
a scotch, and a beer. I, The Dread Dormammu, just went
a few rounds with Eternity again and I'm freakin' wiped.
That bastard has balls calling me, the dread dormammu, a fool!!!"

I can see where calling you the dread dormammu is offensive.

[SENTRY]

"Hey! O Dreaded One! How's your ass feel after the pounding it got from Eternity?"

"HAHAHAHA!!! I'm just kidding Dreaded One. Don't get mad."

"I'm a bit thirsty... I'll have a Cherry Coke, and make it snappy!"

"Hey! Dreaded One! Say this out loud!"

"I am sofa king retarded!!!"

I shall be Namor from now on.

"Move from my way, land-dwellers! I, by the name of Poseidon, are Prince Namor, the ruler of Atlantis! By the trident of Triton, I shall drink your primitive drinks. Barkeeper, give me your best drink, whatever it shall be! And ten bottles of Evian, also. I could use some recharge."

"AH Yes the great mysteriously powered no-stats-having SENTRY."
"How ya doin'..."

* discreetly turns sentry's cherry coke to a cherry-flavored expectorant *

"Hey you in the speedo's, get me, the dread dormammu, 4 sake, 4 toro,
1 california roll, 1 dragon roll, and a large bottle of sapporo."
"Thanks"

[SENTRY]

(Drinks what he thinks is Cherry Coke, Pfffttt!!!!!!!)

"What the hell is this?"

"What fool served me cherry flavored expectorant?"

"I see... You can't affect me with your magic, but your still powerful enough to affect my drinks huh?"

"Hey! Dormammu! What's that over there?"

(Slips a few habanero slices and drizzles soy flavored laxative onto his sushi)

"Oh... I must have been seeing things. I thought I saw your sister and the Tick making out."

"I really think that this Sentry is just an bum trying to pretend an superpowered being! Maybe if he could show us an example of his so-called powers instead of urban legends, maybe we could believe him!"

[SENTRY]

"Well... If it ain't marvel's mightiest mutant... The Avenging Son, Namor The Sub Mariner!!!!...."

"If you want a demonstration fish man... Ask and you shall receive..."

"If you want, I could demonstrate on the Dreaded One their... Or yourself. it's your choice. 😈 "

This should be interesting.