Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

"GREAT!!! Now the superheroes claim "God's Power,"
I, The Dread Dormammu, think ya'll should go invade
some soveriegn nation along with that bushy fella.
And I, The Dread Dormammu, thought the Dark Dimension
was full of wierdos.....HA HA!!!"

"Hey Tony Stark....or should I say IRON DOG......buy me a mai-tai dude!"

*Passes out drunk*
I'll be back on in awhile

Hey Presence, thanks again for the clairvoyant vision, THANKS A LOT!!!!

What can I get for you?

I'll take a bud lite.

A Rum & Coke for my goldfish friend here please...he tells me he's tired of this water crap.

-Prepares to smite Dormammu-

*Grabs a bag of popcorn and gets ready to watch Iron God fight Dormammu*

"I, The Dread Dormammu, think IRON DOG (tony drunkin' master stark)
is too drunk to smite one such as I, The Dread Dormammu."

"Are you buyin' me a Mai Tai or what?"
"Don't make me use magic......"

This is gonna be good.

"The Mai Tai you mean, yeah I, Dread Dormammu, hope so.....obey my thirst IRON DRUNK!"

-uses newfound abilities to see all of Dormammu's weakpoints-

-becomes invisible to Dormammu's senses-

-kicks Dormammu really hard in the nuts-

"HA!....... "

-runs around the bar high-fiving the other members of GPU-

* coughs momentarily from pain of nut-kick *

"Nice try IRON MARTINI, but my nuts, like the rest of me, the dread dormammu, exist on multiple planes of existence. That hurt on this
physical plane, but really, what's a kick to the nuts to a mystical entity
as powerful and long-winded as I, The Dread Dormammu!"

* magically creates 100,000 tadpoles swimming inside Iron Man's armor *

-uses electric current to fry tadpoles-

-still using invisibility.... runs up and pokes Dormammu in the eye-

"Double HA!....."

"OW!!! OOhhh WISE GUY aye.......whoop whoop whoop.....!"

* magically removes ALL alcohol from Tony Stark's bloodstream *

"Nyuk nyuk nyuk."

-sober (and angry) Tony uses suit to full potential-

-rips off Dormammasboy's head,dunks it in toilet.... flushes it away-

[SENTRY}

"You know it's impossible to completely destroy the Dreaded One's a$$ right?"

"But it's fun beating the sh!t out of him, and watch him struggling to reform himself."

"A pitcher of Cherry Cokke please."

"DUDE. You ripped my HEAD off!!!!!
How am I, The Dread Dormammu, gonna
score chicks and pee now....?
"You're a sick puppy Tony Stark.......Sick. Sick. Sick."

* as "head" magically reappears, dormammu causes
tony's mustache to rapidly grow inwards for 25 seconds *

"I, The Dread Dormammu, am too well-versed in magic for
one such as you, Tony......see....."

* magically causes all cherry coke in Sentry's glass to dissapear before
reaching Sentry's throat *

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"all this fighting is making me thirsty....... give me a steak!"

"So.....call it a draw and buy me, the dread dormammu a Mai Tai....?"