is masturbating a sin?

Started by finti41 pages

If you put ground pepper or Cayenne pepper around your house....they won't bother to come
didnt help neither did orange peels, now if I killed a cat and buried it just around the corner now that would help.......hmm that gave me an idea allright

Originally posted by finti
didnt help neither did orange peels, now if I killed a cat and buried it just around the corner now that would help.......hmm that gave me an idea allright

That will not help.

I heard moth balls work.....Maybe we should start a cat thread... 😄

If sex is so wrong....why do animals get to do it?

guess I gonna get me some tiger pee and mark the territory then

Originally posted by debbiejo
I heard moth balls work.....Maybe we should start a cat thread... 😄

If sex is so wrong....why do animals get to do it?

IF sex is wrong then why did God make it feel so good.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
IF sex is wrong then why did God make it feel so good.

If it didn't we would all become extinct......Some gnostic, I believe...not sure if it was them...maybe Pagans....thought it was holy...and had special rituals....to celebrate this godly act.

Originally posted by debbiejo
If it didn't we would all become extinct......Some gnostic, I believe...not sure if it was them...maybe Pagans....thought it was holy...and had special rituals....to celebrate this godly act.

I hear that some of the very early churches had masturbation as part of the service, because sperm is white and white is holy.

IF sex is wrong then why did God make it feel so good.
cause god loves to toss it off as well

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I hear that some of the very early churches had masturbation as part of the service, because sperm is white and white is holy.

I've heard that....It's a color thing.....Just as blood is...In some early religions, it was mysterious when a woman had "That Time"...and considered it holy....It was almost considered god like, because people didn't understand....It's very strange what they did with that blood....

Originally posted by finti
cause god loves to toss it off as well

😂

Is that like hail storms.

Masturbation is not a sin when your wife does it for you. That way your arm doesn't get exhausted either.

What if you don't have a wife.....Is it a sin then?....What if your wife doesn't have arms? 😑

then she can blow you

😑 😂

I need more coffee.......

sip

I need lots and lots of coffee now.....

Ahh...the bliss of the human sex life...

Masturbation is not a sin when your wife does it for you.

that's not masturbation.........it's a handjob.

that's not masturbation.........it's a handjob.
😂

Well, then masturbation is a sin, because a handjob is so much better!

meh........not for me. I'm 10x better at it than my wife..........I've had many more years to hone my technique. Practice makes perfect........