Phobias [Merged]

Started by yerssot33 pages

yeah, known as ... chicken ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun 😄
hey! no one steps on Sparky! if someone does that, I'll go mad 😠
ah, but it depends on who you go tougher, certainly not against me ...
he's a god 😱
you know her??

no running - just ate 😖
*takes step towards Sparky. lifts right food*
but you're the only one it's needed against ...
didn't you say you were the god?
of course! I do a lot of swimming 😄

so? more reason to get a run...
*takes out spoon* don't do that... you'll get pain, serious pain!
nuhuh! you got me confused with another guy!
we are all gods?
great, quick! to the ocean! 😱

told you, I don't run - no Mp3, remember? 😄
*gets out own brand new spoon and points it at Sparky* watch it, bub, or the rat goes!!
megalomanic AND scizophrenic!! 😱
all members are gods, but some members are more gods than others 😉
quick? as in running? 😖

well... walk then, that goes too 😛
*drops the spoon* I give up, just don't hurt Sparky!it's me you're after, not him!
wait till you meet my other self, he's insane 😉
but what about the people that aren't members here? can they be slaves?
or drive

I'll need an mp3 for that too, or it's gonna be boring 😖
well, actually it WAS him I was after 😑 you really want me to exchange this dead rat for ... you? 😑 what's in it for me?
ah - which one of them? 😛
sure! I need someone to do my laundry today anyway ...
good idea!! you've got a convertible? now it's such a nice day and all?

what? you never talk to yourself from time to time?
but don't! he hasn't done anything wrong to you! hey! not just any dead rat, Spikey is a friend 😊 you don't get your cheeks pinched ... 😖hifty:
the one that calls himself ... yerssot, nasty chap...
it's laundry-day 😱 *rushes off*
I got a car for every type of weather 😉

not that I'm aware of ... 😖
damn right he has!! he's dead but still moving! now that's wrong! you really shouldn't befriend dead rats, yerss, they tend to decompose 😖 I've got my spoon! you leave my cheeks alone!!
the worst one! you'll be in need of silver and holy water to make that one go away! 😛
you do laundry too! 😱 I'm so proud of you 😊
where do you GET them from! I wantss too 🙁

rite

Originally posted by Line
not that I'm aware of ... 😖
damn right he has!! he's dead but still moving! now that's wrong! you really shouldn't befriend dead rats, yerss, they tend to decompose 😖 I've got my spoon! you leave my cheeks alone!!
the worst one! you'll be in need of silver and holy water to make that one go away! 😛
you do laundry too! 😱 I'm so proud of you 😊
where do you GET them from! I wantss too 🙁

are you afraid of talking to yourself? a ... phobia perhaps ? 😱
they don't only tend to decompose, they bite mean people who insult them too 😛
one day you'll be spoonless and I'll pinch
really? that sounds like a regular pokergame every monday evening I have 😛
sure I do...throw it out when it rains, not that difficult...
it was supersavings day down at the Batman sell out 😄

aaahhhh!!! I see the topic!! 😱 yes!! let's call it a phobia, and I'll stop feeling guilty about the way this thread's ended up 😉 I'm talking-to-myself-phobic! freaks me out completely!
thank you, yerssot. think you just gave me a new phobia there 😖 I'll be having "Night of the Living Dead Now Starring Sparky the Decomposing, Biting Rat"- nightmares 😖
I'm the spoonbearer! I'm never without my spoon!
Monday? that's ... now? 😖
no soap??
in financial trouble, is he?

Originally posted by Sexay1
when i was 8 1/2 years old my mother pushed me into a wagon that had webs and hundreds of spiders. I got bit 78 times. You tell me how i'm suppose to get over that.

Wow. thats terrible. Why would she do that?

I could've sworn I'd posted in this thread... but seeing as there are like fifty other "Phobia" threads, I probably did.

Arachnophobia here... 😖 And I'm also afraid of wasps/bees/hornets/yellow jackets/anything that stings. And those big mosquito-things that are about two inches long~ *shudder* one of those flew into my face when I was little... hated them ever since... *shudders again*

Originally posted by Line
aaahhhh!!! I see the topic!! 😱 yes!! let's call it a phobia, and I'll stop feeling guilty about the way this thread's ended up 😉 I'm talking-to-myself-phobic! freaks me out completely!
thank you, yerssot. think you just gave me a new phobia there 😖 I'll be having "Night of the Living Dead Now Starring Sparky the Decomposing, Biting Rat"- nightmares 😖
I'm the spoonbearer! I'm never without my spoon!
Monday? that's ... now? 😖
no soap??
in financial trouble, is he?

the mods should either close it or what ever if they think it's offtopic, but considering we ARE talking about your weird phobias, we are on topic, the rest is just ... filling the holes 😉 that must be one heck of a phobia
hey, you can keep it more ontopic if that nightmare becomes your new nightmare 😉
but I am the kneetwister! that gotta mean something about me beating you!
no, now it's tuesday; no?
sure why not 😄
almost everyone is these days

every forum goes of topic now and again its when the mods fid out which is a bugger

i am really really scared of spiders!!!

Originally posted by yerssot
the mods should either close it or what ever if they think it's offtopic, but considering we ARE talking about your weird phobias, we are on topic, the rest is just ... filling the holes 😉 that must be one heck of a phobia
hey, you can keep it more ontopic if that nightmare becomes your new nightmare 😉
but I am the kneetwister! that gotta mean something about me beating you!
no, now it's tuesday; no?
sure why not 😄
almost everyone is these days

but my 'weird phobias', as you so charmingly call them, only just entered the picture. but now they're here and they're here to stay!! I'm telling ya, it is! concider the impact it has if I suddenly need to count aloud or if I utter something and then find out I'm alone in the room, which means I have been talking to myself!! I have one of those inhalators I can breathe trough to calm me down ... awfull ...
if that nightmare becomes my new nightmare?? 😑 or phobia?? anyways, forget it! one's enough and that last one's just too creepy 😖 your turn now!
hehe ... what can knees do against the overwhelmimg powers of the spoon!!! muharhahahahah ... *coughcough*
nope, Wednesday 😛
hmmm ... too true 🙁

I've always been quite the charmer 😉 yay, see how good we are at keeping things on topic? I get you phobias, you talk about them here, see me, get more phobias and we stay ontopic... it's destiny!
my turn about what? phobias? I told you mine already 😖
pffff! if I can twist my knees, I can bend your spoon, cause ... there is no spoon 😛
you just got a lucky guess 😛
that reminds me ... spare me a quarter? 😛

self deceiver, more likely 😛 I'm not sure I'm willing to do this much to stay on-topic anymore - I'm getting nightmares 🙁
you did, but during my time of finding and exploring new fascinating phobias of my own, I've just sort of forgotten - except the spider one of course ...
there you're wrong, m'dear!! 😱 *flips open long cotton coat and reveals row after row after row of spoons on the inside of the coat* UNBENDABLES!!!!!!
wasn't luck, it was cunning! *taps nose knowingly*
go sell a car or two, you old bugger 😛

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