Originally posted by Line
self deceiver, more likely 😛 I'm not sure I'm willing to do this much to stay on-topic anymore - I'm getting nightmares 🙁
you did, but during my time of finding and exploring new fascinating phobias of my own, I've just sort of forgotten - except the spider one of course ...
there you're wrong, m'dear!! 😱 *flips open long cotton coat and reveals row after row after row of spoons on the inside of the coat* UNBENDABLES!!!!!!
wasn't luck, it was cunning! *taps nose knowingly*
go sell a car or two, you old bugger 😛
there you go on the food again! 😛 why am I the one who must sacrifice myself when you're so clearly the one people'll miss the least 😛
this is the perfect place to talk, should you need to. or gain some expertice in the handling of hairsprays - spider weapon no 1!!
goddamn right I am! now! is there gonna be anymore trouble with you, young man? or are you just dying to get this big-mama-soup-spoon up ya nose??
now you pull you noses (yes, all of them!) and sees which ones goes off first - the ears? or a nose??
no, you're right. the "spare me a quarter" works so much better 😛
it's a saying, really! cause you're supposed to be nice so I can keep yo my mean self 😛
hey, that involves getting CLOSE enough to spray them! I'm not that crazy
hey girlfriend! you wanna take this outside or sumthin'???? *takes out very own spoon* y'all be sorry!
I think yours will go off first, lets try 😛
and they give me shiney nickles !
Originally posted by yerssot
it's a saying, really! cause you're supposed to be nice so I can keep yo my mean self 😛
hey, that involves getting CLOSE enough to spray them! I'm not that crazy
hey girlfriend! you wanna take this outside or sumthin'???? *takes out very own spoon* y'all be sorry!
I think yours will go off first, lets try 😛
and they give me shiney nickles !
I know - typical you picking one involving food, though 😉 yeah, but you're supposed to be illogical too, so get going, silly git!
what you need is this high speed, ten feet range, German design Schwartskopf Poly Swing, Elastan!!
outside? *snap snap* why bother? I can humiliate you right here, right now! *gets out huge, unbendable spoon*
hey you! hand off my nose!
they give? or you nick? 😛
hey, it must be horrible if you got a phobia involving food y'know 🙁 I already am on such a high level of illogic that you can't see how illogic it is
I... need a shampoo-like spray? it would be easier I think to hire someone to protect me from them!
yeah, but I don't wanna be humiliated in here where everyone can see it 🙁
... I... get... yeah! I get them! really! ... hehe... that should fool her into believe me
yeah, so connecting food with you is a bad way to go! help me on my way and find your inner, illogical phobia 😉
no shampoo! pure, clean hairspray, full of sticky chemicals! right down their sick little lungs! you wanna hire a bodyguard to protect you from the ... spiders? 😑
okay then. take your spoon and out we go ...
here it comes!! : Pff! 😛
iv got a question for you ppl scared of enclosed places
how the hell do you go to toilets in the pubs and cinemas?
there all real small enclosed places?
i used to be afraid of the dark and i slept with my light on but i kinda gave that up
now i love darkness *sucks blood*
what am i afraid of?.. prolly failing my dad .. iv failed my mom .. so meh ..