Harry Potters Blue Collar Tour
excerpt: "So i says to the statue in front of dumbledores office "Gravy and mashe pataters" and the garsh thing moved "-Harry
JKRs Grand adventurs 4: revenge of the shippers
excerpts: "Who does Hermione end up with!!!"
"READ BOOK SEVEN!!!"
"We can't wait[the shipppers form into a huge "Fluffy" type dog]"
and coming in August= Snape as a Child
excerpts: "But MJ i dont want to go to Neverland"
Ok so the excerpts are what made the titles funny but its funny either way 😛
Harry Potter and the Cornucopia of Surprises
Wizard Wars: Episode 1 The Pettigrew Menace
Harry Potter and the Crazy Borders Books Robbery 😈
Harry Potters Wacky Dance Party 💃
Jk Rowlings official Shipper Book: Telling all who gets with who
Note: There is only five copies of this book and the are being sent to a random Hermit living on the indonesian islands 😱
Harry Potter on "Dementors"[COPS]
"Bad wiz bad wiz watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they take your soul from you" All crimes, witches and wizards in this book are real.
Harry Potter and the HolyGrail
Harry Potter and the Half-Breed Retriever
Harry potter meets Steven King
Harry-"A large tree withy fangs and sword?? You not trying anymore are you?"
King-"Thats it! You just asked for the alien that sells yellow snow!"
Harry Potter and Hermione Grangers Love Book
excerpt from page 1 "Oh man! I can't believe you just spent twenty nine dollers on this 😆 ! Oh man i cant believe some of you shippers havn't relized hermiones with ron. Wait till the two of them hear this!"
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I dont know how i come up with them 😄
Harry Potter in Speed
Harry-"If the Hogwarts express goes over 100 miles an hour it will explode!"
My life as a teenage Umbridge
Snapes Potions Book
Snape-"This potion can be used to find out what happens in book seven and i just have to say it Magically Delicious!"
Harry Potter on Reading Rainbow
Levar Burton[sp?]-"The upcoming Harry Potter Book i can tell you because i stole a copy is just great but you dont have to take my word for it."
Harry Potters New Kids Show
Sung to theme of Barney
"Harry is a wizard boy, from our imagination
He uses spells, or so he tells, to save the wizard nation
Harry Potter protects us all, whenever we may need him
He fights so strong and fights so bold gathering all stength within
Thanks Kella
Harry Potter and the House-Elf Rebellion
The Pottinator
Harry-"Asta la vista Malfoy"
Ron and his date with the Ministers Daughter
Ronald Gump
Ron-"Life is like a Box of every flavor beans. you never know what your gonna get"
Hagrids Care for Deadly Beasts Book
Hagrid-"now day five of taking care of your dragon if your still alive then your gonna wanna keep them away from any other pets as they will be in the teething stage by now."
Thanks Kella 😄 *bows respectfully back* yours are funny too
announcer-"do you wish harry and hermione would use the time turner again well heres harrys latest adventure using the time turner!
Harry Potter in Back to the Present
A Wirzarding Tale 2[American Tale]: Potter Goes West 🤣
The Good-The Read-Head-and The Malfoy
Harry's Amazing Adventures in Brazil
excerpt; Harry-" At first when i saw the snake and the skull i thought it was the dark mark but then i remembered where i was."
The Truth about Grawp
Grawp-"you know it was quiet funny [sips tea] they all thought i was like all the other giants out there. hermy[takes bite in biscuit] that was a good one!"
and dont miss the hottest book this July
Theres Something about Hermione
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