Funny Harry Potter Book Tittles

Ron and Hermione on Jerry Springer

Excerpt
Ron-"You were the one who was snogging up a storm with krum. On top of that he's four years older than you!"
Hermione-" Oh as if thats anything compared to you sucking Lavenders face of you squid "Won-Won"amateur"
Ginny comes out and smacks Ron over the head with a beer bottle Ginny-"stop thinking things like that about hermione!"
Ron-"What the bloody hell would i think that about a snog monster like Hermione!"
Harry comes out and smacks Ginny over the head with a beer bottle and she falls to the floor
Harry-"Will you marry me?"Draco comes out and Harry looks at him "I overdid it didn't i?"
Draco-"You did. The shippers won't be happy!"
Harry bends down over Ginny
harry-"I'm sorry i came on so stong. Will you take this ring shapped peice of broken glass and be my wife?"
Ron-"I do not approve of this!"
Hermione-"Who said you had a say!"
lunges at him and starts beating him
Draco-"I'm lonely. i guess ill go see Myrtle again."

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! I felt so bad for Malfoy when he did that!

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Harry Potter and the Death Eater's square dancing competition

Harry Potter and the Nasty Pillow Fight

Harry Potter meets George of the Jungle and they both hit a tree

Harry Potter gets emisia and calls Voldemort his dada

Harry Potter finally takes a shower after 7 years yucky
(you can check in all the books, he slips on his pjs thousands of times but never takes a shower)

Harry Potter and leanring your first guitar chords.

Harry Potter and his guide ugly girls at Hogwarts
The mosrt ugly girl in hogwarts: Hermionie
The second most ugly girl in hogwarts: Ron.

Harry potter eats a baked potatoe

British pie, starring :Harry Potter
excerpt:
Harry: so what's it feel like?
Draco: you wanna take this one
Ron: (sure) Like warm brittish pie!
Harry: Mcdonalds or homeade?

Harry: I'm in love with my pen pal...I'm in love with K.C.
Ron: Ya know what, I was aucutally expecting this and no, no, I'm flattered that chose me to come out to
Harry: No you idiot, K.C.'s a girl
Ron: I know i know. He's the gril, your the girl, and sometimes, your both the girl...That's hot. But whatever, I'm not gonna judge it.
Harry: She sent me a picture (shows Ron)
Ron: Woah, who's the hot chick?
Harry: That's K.C. And she wanted to come all the way to hogwarts to be with me. You know, until last night when i told her to keep her hands off of my genitals.
Ron: Well given what we know now that seems like the exact opposite of what you want!

Harry Potter and I was too lazy to make a title so the publishers just slapped this on the cover.

Originally posted by goddess_susu
Harry Potter and the Nasty Pillow Fight

Harry Potter meets George of the Jungle and they both hit a tree

Harry Potter gets emisia and calls Voldemort his dada

Harry Potter finally takes a shower after 7 years yucky
(you can check in all the books, he slips on his pjs thousands of times but never takes a shower)

I composed a preview to a Harry Potter Musical, and I'll copy it to the site in due time.

Originally posted by Saberstylemasta
He took a bath in GoF.

that was part of the task though, not because he was needing it.
He only got into the bath tub, figured out his clue and got out.
He definatly needed some scrubbing after 4 years!!!

There are two possibilities about why harry doesnt take baths.
1.They use magic and its just not described in the books because its not neccisary
2.they do bathe but once again its not that significant to mention.

they should have this question for the next jk rowling site FAQ poll.

Harry Potter and the Curse of the Cooties

Harry Potter and the unnamed book

Romilda Vane--How Harry Turned me down with a wierdo and I got Ron instead

Harry Potter and his crazy children

Luna Lovegood-Autobiography: My coolness

😂 I thought of a few when writing my parody, unfortunately I lost both the time and the interest before completing it... but they were;

Harry Pothead and the Stoned Philosopher
Harry Pothead and the Smoking Chamber

These were solely to represent the style of my work, which was intended to be about stoner wizards which I imagined could be quite entertaining... personally I don't think they're so fab any more, I guess because they are kinda derogatory to the genuine books 😬 And also because I read the published parodies and they were crap.

I also created lots of characters, new names for the lessons, etc...

Originally posted by goddess_susu
that was part of the task though, not because he was needing it.
He only got into the bath tub, figured out his clue and got out.
He definatly needed some scrubbing after 4 years!!!

In argument, he probably put enough bubble bath in there to last him a lifetime 😛

Also, baths and showers and personal hygiene are all mandatory anyway (we take it for granted that people wash), if that's the biggest issue you see Harry having to deal with you need to read the books again 😇

Leave it to Weasly

I Love Ginny
Harry-"Ginny! you got some 'splanin to do! Why is there a kamodo dragon in our common room?"
Ginny-"i was trying to turn an owl into fur coat but it became the kamodo dragon instead."
Harry-"A fur coat in the middle of May?!"

Whose Charm is it Anyway?
Harry-"Where the points dont matter like the opinions of Harry/Hermione Shippers"

Harry Potter and the Lord of the Ring crossover
Ron-"Harry we have to run into that volcano and throw the last Horcrux into the fire!" But then Harry turned around and said
Harry-"Ron...I AM the last Horcrux....."a few seconds pass then everyone starts laughing "Oh boy i couldn't say THAT with a straight face. I mean what were those lunatics thinking ME being the last Horcrux?"
Hermione-"Come on just throw that cheap necklace into the fire"
Harry-"NO! I want to savor this moment."
Peter Pettigrew comes out from behind the rock
Peter-"Precious!"
Ron-"Just get rid of it. The retail value after over a thousand years can't be good anyway."

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Originally posted by Syren
In argument, he probably put enough bubble bath in there to last him a lifetime 😛

Also, baths and showers and personal hygiene are all mandatory anyway (we take it for granted that people wash), if that's the biggest issue you see Harry having to deal with you need to read the books again 😇

Originally posted by TheVapor
Leave it to Weasly

I Love Ginny
Harry-"Ginny! you got some 'splanin to do! Why is there a kamodo dragon in our common room?"
Ginny-"i was trying to turn an owl into fur coat but it became the kamodo dragon instead."
Harry-"A fur coat in the middle of May?!"

Whose Charm is it Anyway?
Harry-"Where the points dont matter like the opinions of Harry/Hermione Shippers"

Harry Potter and the Lord of the Ring crossover
Ron-"Harry we have to run into that volcano and throw the last Horcrux into the fire!" But then Harry turned around and said
Harry-"Ron...I AM the last Horcrux....."a few seconds pass then everyone starts laughing "Oh boy i couldn't say THAT with a straight face. I mean what were those lunatics thinking ME being the last Horcrux?"
Hermione-"Come on just throw that cheap necklace into the fire"
Harry-"NO! I want to savor this moment."
Peter Pettigrew comes out from behind the rock
Peter-"Precious!"
Ron-"Just get rid of it. The retail value after over a thousand years can't be good anyway."

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😆 Lovely...

Harry potter and the attack of Willy Wonka's Oopa Loompas.

parry hotter and the sorcerers secret goblet of the half blood phoenix cookout

harry potter hits you-know-who.........and runs

wait sory harry potter hits you-know-who with a rock.......and runs